Orange: (reads the card) For a friend you're quite a fine, hope you'd be my valentine...? (stops reading) Hey, I'm not a fine!
Midget Apple: Ah, don't be so modest. Happy Valentines Day, Orange!
Orange: Yay! Now read mine!
Midget Apple: (reads the card) Hey little apple, I bet it must be hard, reading a letter, when you're smaller than a card... (stops reading) Em... thanks Orange.
Orange: You're welcome! Hey, read yours Pear!
Pear : (reads the card) Sometimes you're like an apple, sometimes you're like a pear, either way it goes, you still don't have any hair...
Orange: (laughs) You're a chrome dome! (laughs again)
Pear: Is that your idea for valentine?
Orange: Yeah! All right, Marshmallow's turn!
Marshmallow: Okay.(reads the card) Hey fluffy face, you're made of sugar, so how come when you sneeze, you still blow out boogers? (laughs) You're tickling me with words!
Pear: Orange, you're doing it wrong! Do you even understand what this date means?
Orange: Dah, its the day you write your feelings on a heart-shaped card.
Midget Apple: Yeah, good feelings. Stuff like, thanks for being my friend and not always calling me a...
Orange: A midget? (laughs)
Midget Apple: Urgh!
Orange: See I know all about Valentine's Day! And now we’re going to light off fireworks until the "easter monkey" lays his eggs! (laughs)
Pear: No, No! That’s not even, wow! I don’t even know where to start!
Orange: With a Valentine, geez, someone is slow today.
Midget Apple: Hey Orange, let's try this. See Passion over there?
Passion Fruit: Hi, Orange.
Orange: Whoa! Hey, hey Passion!
Midget Apple: Remember it's Valentine's Day! Try to say something nice.
Orange: Umm, hey Passion!
Passion Fruit: Yes, Orange?
Orange: Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like an angel...
Passion Fruit: Yes?
Orange: ...that belongs in the zoo! (laughs)
(Passion spears Orange with a arrow)
Passion Fruit: That’s for making fun of my costume.
Orange: Aww, she really knows how to make a point! (laughs)
Pear: Well maybe if you’d say something nice.
Orange: What it's better than what I was gonna say!
Midget Apple: What’s that?
Orange: Hey, you, dress like Cupid, don’t you know you look so stupid? (Passion spears Orange with a arrow again when Orange laughs) Oww!
Passion Fruit: I’m not deaf, you know!
Orange: That’s it, I quit! I’m not even going to wait for the groundhog to see my shadow!
Midget Apple: Ugh?
Marshmallow: Yay! I love groundhogs!
Pear: Um, look you just need practice! Why don’t you talk to that grape over there?
Grape: Hi, hi Orange.
Orange: Nah, she looks like a little winer! (laughs)
Pear: No, Orange! Just say something nice to her! No puns! No jokes! And keep it clean!
Orange: Ah, okay! You can do this Orange, say something nice!
Orange: Um, um, hey.
Grape: What? What is it, Orange?
Orange: Happy Valentines Day!...Knife!
(Knife slices Grape)
Knife: Hey, thanks Orange! Oh crap, I did it again!...
(the camera zooms out and Knife sees he killed Grape)