Midget Apple, as Orange: Guess what, TOE-MAY-TOE!
Tomato: What, what is it?
Midget Apple: You're a vegetable again!
Tomato: Do you really mean it?
Midget Apple: Yeah! They just announced it on the news! You're not a fruit anymore!
Tomato: That's, that's... Oh my god! I'm a vegetable again! I knew this would happen! This is the greatest day of my life!
Midget Apple: Hey, hey TOE-MAY-TOE!
Tomato: Yes, Orange?
Midget Apple: APRIL FOOLS! You're still a fruit. (laughs)
Tomato: Wha-? You- you jerk! You can't just prank people like that!
Midget Apple: Sure you can. Everyone's doing it.
Grapefruit, as Midget Apple: Hey Pear, get a whiff of my new flower!
Marshmallow, as Pear: (sniffs twice) What? I don't smell anything.
(water sprays in Marshmallow's mouth)
Grapefruit: Happy April Fools' Day! (laughs)
Pear, as Marshmallow: Easy guys. you better watch it.
Midget Apple: I think you mean WASH it. (laughs)
Marshmallow: HAHA! That felt like rain, and rain makes me think of rainbows.
Grapefruit: Um, okay.
Pear: HAHAHA! That Pear! He's so crazy. (giggles)
Midget Apple: Hey. Do you guys here something?
Grapefruit: Hear what?
Tomato: What is it?
Midget Apple: Shhhhhhhhhhh! Listen.
(Marshmallow is on top of a whoopee cushion)
Orange: (laughs) It's coming from Pear's airy air! (laughs)
Marshmallow: I'm sitting on a clown! Yaaaaaaay!
Pear: Hey, shut up, dude.
Grapefruit: Hey, what's going on with you two?
Midget Apple: Yeah. You guys are acting kinda weird.
Pear: Weird? We're not weird. I still love horses, um, with hats that uh, thay can fly, and uh, and bunnies! Oh, yeah, bunnies! Ya gotta love the bunnies! (giggles)
Marshmallow: I'm warmer then a hot fudge sundae with a cherry on top. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Midget Apple: Hey, you don't sound like Pear. You sound like...
(Pear turns out to be Marshmallow in a costume. Costume unzippers.)
Midget Apple: Marshmallow!
Grapefruit: But if he's Marshmallow, then who's that?
(Other Marshmallow turns out to be Pear in a costume. Costume unzippers.)
Pear: Thanks a lot, Marshmallow.
Midget Apple: Whoa!
Marshmallow: What? I was melting in there.
Pear: Yeah? Well, you should try getting into THIS outfit.
Midget Apple: (laughs) Yeah. He didn't have any room to "pear". (laughs)
Grapefruit: Nice try, blamos! (laughs) Uh-oh!
Midget Apple: What's going on?
(Midget Apple cracks open revealing to be Grapefruit in a costume.)
Grapefruit: What? Like you guys are so original.
Midget Apple: (laughs) Looks like Apefruit was stretching the truth. (laughs)
Midget Apple: Wait, if Marshmallow was Pear, and Pear was Marshmallow, and if Little Apple was Grapefruit, then who are you?
Tomato: Uhhhh, I'm still a tomato.
Midget Apple: We'll see about that! (spits a seed at Tomato)
Tomato: OW!!! That hurts!
Midget Apple: Yep, she's a tomato alright. (laughs)
Tomato: What is wrong with you?
Midget Apple: I'd take it back. You're an apple (laughs)
Tomato: (groans) You know what you need, Orange?
Midget Apple: What?
Midget Apple: (gets knifed) (screams)
Pear: OH, NO!
Marshmallow: Oh no!
Pear: Orange, say something, buddy! Please!
(Orange is dropped from the knife and reveals to be Midget Apple in inflatable disguise as the costume deflates)
Tomato: Hey, that's not Orange. That's Little Apple!
Midget Apple: And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it were for that pesky knife.
Orange: (off-screen) Hey, did someone say (comes into view) Knife?
Tomato: (gets knifed) Ahhhhhhh!
Orange: Whoa! Now that's fool for thought. (laughs) Hey!
Midget Apple and Marshmallow: (laughs)