Orange: (singing) You know I'm orange, I'm orange, I'm really really orange, and the whole world has to answer right now just to tell you once again who's orange! (laughs, then sees Walnut sitting there.) Hey! I didn't see you sitting there! Uhh...
Walnut: Yes?
Orange: What are you?
Walnut: I'm a walnut.
Orange: Hey, hey, Walnut!
Walnut: What?
Orange: Walnut! Hey!
Walnut: What?!
Orange: Knock knock.
Walnut: Who's there?
Orange: Knock knock.
Walnut: I already said "Who's there?"
Orange: Knock knock!
Walnut: Look, dude, knock it off.
Orange: Knock knock!
Walnut: Who is it already?
Orange: Knock knock!
Walnut: You know what? I don't CARE!!!!! I don't care who's at the door!
Orange: Knock knock!
Walnut: God, who is it already!?
Orange: Cash.
Walnut: Cash? Cash who?
Orange: Cashew? I though you are a walnut! (laughs)
Walnut: (sighs)
Orange: Geez, you really need to come out of your shell! (laughs)
Walnut: I'm a nut, not a turtle.
Orange: You're a nut? And they say I'm crazy! (laughs) Hey, hey, Walnut!
Walnut: If this is another knock knock joke...
Orange: You look familiar.
Walnut: Dude, I'm a walnut.
Orange: (confused) Don't I know you from somewhere?
Walnut: No, no, I- I think I'd remember that.
Orange: Ooooh I know! You're the guy who lives inside Lizardberry!
Walnut: What?
Orange: Don't you remember?
(A flashback begins showing a time when the day Orange met an avocado)
Orange: Hey, Hey, Lizardberry, Hey!
Avocado: Hey, for the last time, I'm not a Lizardberry.
Orange: Hey! Hey Lizardberry!
Avocado: What?
Orange: Knife!
(Avocado screams as he is getting cut by Knife)
Orange: Whoa! That guy's going to be dino-sore in the morning! (laughs) Oooooooooo, ow!
Avocado Pit: (he is cut out of Avocado and falls down) Free Willie!
Orange: What the heck?!
Avocado Pit: Hey! How's it going?
Orange: (screams)
Avocado Pit: (joins together with Orange's screaming, similar to Watermelon in Orange of July)
(flashback ends)
Walnut: What are you talking about!? That was an avocado, you idiot!
Orange: You're an avocado? Is that why Lizardberry ate you?
Walnut: No, I'm a walnut!
Orange: Wingnut?
Walnut: Walnut!
Orange: Walrus?
Walnut: WALNUT!!
Orange: Oh, walnut. Is that why you're so hard to crack? (laughs)
Walnut: Hey, don't even joke about that, man! Have you even seen a nutcracker?
Orange: Well, duh, he's right over there!
Nut Cracker: (Evil Laughing, Hyper Laugh)
Orange: Good thing he has a strait jacket!
Walnut: Uh, no, a nutcracker. you've never heard of a nutcracker?
Orange: Nutcracker? Sweet!
Walnut: No! It's not sweet! it's a death-dealing pair of metal tongs that'll split your head right open! Do you even know what that sounds like?
Orange: Knock knock.
Walnut: It's not a joke, man, I'm telling you, it's the worst way to go!
Orange: Knock knock!
Walnut: (groans)
Orange: Knock knock!
Walnut: What do you want?
Orange: Knock knock!
Walnut: GOD WHO IS IT ALREADY?
Orange: Squirrel.
Walnut: Squirrel? Squirrel who?
Orange: Squirrel!
(A squirrel comes and starts eating Walnut)
Walnut: No!