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(Pear is shown on the counter. He is wearing a party hat. Bored music begins to play)

Pear: Man, where is Orange? This is supposed to be a surprise party.

(The scene cuts to a lime, who is wearing a party hat, too)

Lime: Well, surprise! He never showed up.

Pear: Maybe he's stuck in traffic.

Lime: Bro, we live in a kitchen.

Pear: I can't believe it. It's his birthday party and he's not even here.

Lime: Um... there's no one else here, dude.

Pear: That's not true. Midget Apple made it.

Midget Apple: (somewhat muffled, offscreen) He means Little Apple.

Lime: Whoa, where'd that come from?

Pear: Midget Apple's inside the cupcake.

(cuts to a cupcake on the other side of the counter)

Midget Apple: (inside cupcake, due to the fact that his voice is muffled from inside) Little Apple!

Lime: Why would you do that?

Pear: Well, duh. It's a birthday party. He's gonna jump out of the cupcake and sing to Orange.

Lime: You don't do that at birthday parties.

Pear: You don't?

Lime: No!

Midget Apple: Does this mean I can come out now? Hello? Hello?

(The camera moves revealing Marshmallow)

Marshmallow: Hey, sorry I'm late for the party.

Midget Apple: Hello?

Marshmallow: Hi, I'm Marshmallow. Will you be my friend?

Midget Apple: Get me out of this cupcake and I'll be your best friend.

Marshmallow: Yay! Let's sing a song, best friend.

Midget Apple: Dude, I'm stuck in a cupcake.

Marshmallow: Oh, I don't know that song. I'll make one up! (Singing to the tune to This Old Man)

Marshmallow's here, Orange is late, dude I'm stuck in a cupcake. (Giggles)

Orange: (Offscreen) Hey, what are you talking about? (The scene cuts to him in his usual spot on the counter. The theme music plays) I'm not late, I'm an orange. (Laughs)

Pear: Hey, you're here!

Pear, Lime: Happy birthday!

Mommy Fruit's Female Announcer: Thanks wigglies.

Orange: Wait, whose birthday is it?

(The "Annoying Orange" title card appears. Orange is wearing a party hat. The words below read "Happy Birthday Orange!" The scene cuts back to Orange)

Orange: Wow! I've never been to a birthday party before. What are we supposed to do?

Pear: It's your birthday, Orange. You can do whatever you want.

Orange: Really?

Pear: Totally, buddy.

Orange: Then I want to do target practice.


Pear: Umm...okay.

(Orange hacks, spits a seed, the seed pops one of the balloons. The balloon flies around while losing its helium)

Orange: Bull's-eye. (Laughs)

Pear: Hey, I just bought... (The helium affects his voice) Argh!

Orange: Whoa, double bull's-eye. (laughs)

Pear: (talking like Midget Apple due to helium) Not cool, dude. Not cool.

Orange: (Laughs) You sound like Marshmallow.

Marshmallow: Yay! Let's sing a song!

Pear: Stupid helium.

Lime: Guys, why don't we just open some presents?

Midget Apple: Can we start with the cupcake?

Pear: Orange, (clears throat of helium) Orange, we all decided to pitch in and get you something you always wanted.

Orange: Ooh, is it a laser-guided stud finder?

Pear: Uh, no.

Orange: A hot tub filled with fondue?

Pear: No, that's gross. This is something you've always wanted. Remember?

Orange: Umm...

Pear (echo): This is something you've always wanted.

(A flashback from Orange of July plays. Orange is seen on a picnic table)

Orange: Ooh. Is it my birthday?

(The scene cuts to Watermelon)

Watermelon: No, no, it's not your birthday party.

Orange: I want my Wii Pony. (repeated echo of "I want my Wii Pony)

(The flashback ends)

Orange: Oh, it's a pogo stick! Yay!

Pear: (annoyed) Oh, for the love of—it's a wee pony.

(The scene cuts to a miniature horse near Marshmallow)

Marshmallow: (giggles) That tickles! Stop eating me, pony. (giggles)

Orange: Wow, he's pretty small.

Pear: Well, you wanted a wee pony.

Orange: He knows how to play Nintendo?

Pear: What? No, he's a pony.

Orange: Oh. Well, I wanted a pony that could play Wii.

Pear: Oh, for crying out loud.

Midget Apple: Hey, what about me? It's getting a little hot in here.

(The candle on the cupcake starts to melt)

Lime: Uh-oh.

Orange: Whoa!

Pear: Oh, crap.

Marshmallow: Oh no, my best friend's on fire.

Pear: Quick, blow it out before it burns Midget Apple.

Orange: What's Midget Apple doing in the cupcake?

Midget Apple: It's Little Apple! Aaaaaah, get me out of here! (while others are blowing the flame out) Get me out, get me out!

(The burning frosting lands on Marshmallow)

Marshmallow: Whoa!

Pear: Aah!

Midget Apple: Phew, that's much better.

Marshmallow: Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? (giggles)

Orange: Wow, way to go, hotshot. (laughs)

Marshmallow: (giggles)

Wee Pony: (gets burned, neighs in pain and kicks Marshmallow)

Marshmallow (flying through the air) Waaaaaaaah-oh! (lands on Lime)

Lime: Whoa!

Marshmallow: Wow!

Lime: Hey, get off me.

Marshmallow: I can see my house from up here. (giggles)

Orange: Whoa, talk about being in the limelight. (laughs)

Pear: Yeah, looks like Marshmallow's pretty high on life.

(everyone laughs)

Orange: Thanks, everybody. This has been the best birthday ever. I just want to say that—Knife: (arrives and accidentally kills Lime) Hey Orange! Sorry I'm late.

(Orange and Pear scream)

Knife: What? Guys, it's cool. I just wanted to drop by and say happy birthda—Oh, crap. I did it again, didn't I?

Marshmallow: (seemingly avoided being knifed, but still on fire) Uh oh, Spaghetti'os. (giggles)

Wee Pony: (neighs, jumps over to Marshmallow and begins eating him again)

Marshmallow: Ow, stop it, that tickles. (laughs)

Knife: (gives Marshmallow a frightened look when he sees him on fire)

(An orange background is shown with Orange asking the Fruity Question of the Day: "Which is cuter? Wii Pony or Wee Pony? The theme music plays. The scene cuts back to Midget Apple, still inside the cupcake)

Midget Apple: Uh, guys? Can I come out now?

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