Orange: Aw, where is it? (looking at the two lists)
Orange: Where’s my name?
Pear: Hey Orange. Whatcha reading?
Orange: Stupid varsity lists. I didn’t make either team!
Strawberry: Whoa! Can you believe it? I’m a starter!
Orange: You’re an apple!
Pear: (nervously) Uh, guys, those aren’t teams.
Strawberry: Sure they are! There's going to be a big game and everything!
Orange: Yeah, Salads verses Smoothies!
(Hand grabs Strawberry)
Strawberry: Hey, hey (he is thrown on the cutting board) Ow!
Pear: Strawberry! What happened?
Strawberry: (groans) I think I landed on my teeth!
Orange: What? Now I get to play for Team Smoothie!
Strawberry: Nuh-uh, nothing’s keeping me out of the game!
(Knife slices him in half)
Pear and Orange: Whoa!
Strawberry: Oh My Goddddddddddddddd! (screams)
Orange: I guess Strawberry didn’t make the cut! (laughs as Strawberry's remains are taken away) Oo, Ow!
Pear: Dude, those aren’t teams! Those are recipes! Wait.. My name isn’t on there, is it?
Kiwi #1: Huh-huh, not likely!
Kiwi #2 The list for second place is in the ladies room! (both laugh)
Orange: Look Pear! It's a couple of "Ki-weenies"! (laughs)
Pear: Kiwi? Oh, god! That’s on the list!
Kiwi #2: You know it!
Pear: No! That’s not good! You gotta run for it!
Kiwi #1: (hand grabs him) Aaaah!
(Kiwi #1 is thrown in blender)
Kiwi #2: Hey, what happened to-(screams)
(Hand Takes Kiwi 2 and throws in him in the Blender)
Pear: Oh no...
Orange: I hope those guys can blend in! (laughs) (Human Turns Blender On)
Orange and Pear: (screams)
Lettuce: Geez, what’s all the racket about?
Pear: Lettuce, you gotta get out of here!
Orange: Ya! You gotta head out! (laughs)
Lettuce: Why is that?
Orange: Trust me! You should just "leaf". (laughs)
Lettuce: Leave? But I just got here!
Pear: You gotta get out of here, run! Run while you can!
(Human Hand Throws Lettuce on Cutting Board)
Orange: Whoa, talk about getting flipped off! (laughs)
Pear: Oh no, it’s happening again!
(Human Hand Slices The Screaming Lettuce)
Orange: What a split decision!
Pear: Ugh, for the last time, this isn’t a game! There’s no rules, its just... Wait! That’s it, Orange! Every time we talk to these guys they get chopped up!
Orange: Or blended!
Pear: Whatever, the point is, maybe if we keep our mouths shut, nothing will happen!
Orange: I've gotta keep my mouth shut?
Orange: But I’ve never done that before!
(Human Places Apple on Cutting Board)
Apple: Whoa, what’s going on, up in here?
Orange: Hey, hey apple!
Pear: Dude, shut the mouth!
Orange: Oh, ya, right!
Apple: Yo, I’m talking to you guys!
Orange: Nya, nya, nya, nya
Orange: Nya, nya, nya, nya
Apple: Nya, nya... what’s wrong with you man? You know, besides being an Orange!
Apple: Hey, Minute Maid, why don’t you clean up this place! Ha, haa!
Apple: What’s the matter! Your mouth won't open, maybe your a little cit-rusty! Ha, ha, ha, boooyah!
Annoying Orange: Ergh!!
Apple: What’s you pal’s name? Mr. Green Jeans? (laughs)
Pear: Oh, I’m sorry we were just trying to save your life! But then you, you gotta go and be an apple! Well, you know what?
(Human Cuts Apple In Pieces on Cutting Board)
Orange: Man, that was one bad apple! (laughs)
Little Apple: Go Smoothie!
Little Apple: What? Did we miss the game?