Orange: Ah, where is it? (looking at the two lists)
Orange: Oh,where is it? Where’s my name?
Pear: Hey Orange! What you reading?
Orange: Stupid varsity lists. I didn’t make either team!
Strawberry: Whoa! Can you believe it? I’m a starter!
Orange: You’re an apple!
Pear: (nervously) Uh, guys, those aren’t teams.
Strawberry: Sure they are! There's going to be a big game and everything!
Orange: Yeah, Salads verses Smoothies!
(Hand grabs Strawberry)
Strawberry: Hey, hey (he is thrown on the cutting board) Ow!
Pear: Strawberry! What happened?
Strawberry: (groans) I think I landed on my teeth!
Orange: What? Now I get to play for Team Smoothie!
Strawberry: Nuh-uh, nothing’s keeping me out of the game!
(Knife slices him in half)
Pear and Orange: Whoa!
Strawberry: Oh My Goddddddddddddddd! (screams)
Orange: I guess Strawberry didn’t make the cut! (laughs as Strawberry's remains are taken away) Oo, Ow!
Pear: Dude, those aren’t teams! Those are recipes! Wait! My name isn’t on there, is it? Kiwi #1: Huh-huh, not likely!
Kiwi #2 The list for second place is in the ladies room! (both laugh)
Orange: Look Pear! It's a couple of "Ki-weenies"! (laughs)
Pear: Kiwi? Oh, god! That’s on the list!
Kiwi #2: You know it!
Pear: No! That’s not good! You gotta run for it!
Kiwi #1: (hand grabs him) Aaaah!
(Kiwi #1 is thrown in blender)
Kiwi #2: Hey, what happened to-(screams)
(Hand Takes Kiwi 2 and throws in him in the Blender)
Pear: Oh no...
Orange: hope those guys can blend in! (laughs) (Human Turns Blender On)
Orange and Pear: (screams)
Lettuce: Geez, what’s all the racket about?
Pear: Lettuce you gotta get out of here!
Orange: Ya! You gotta head out! (laughs)
Lettuce: Why is that?
Orange: Trust me! You should just "leaf". (laughs)
Lettuce: Leave? But I just got here!
Pear: You gotta head out of here, run while you can!
(Human Hand Throws Lettuce on Cutting Board)
Orange: Whoa, talk about getting flipped off! (laughs)
Pear: Oh, no, it’s happening again!
(Human Hand Slices The Screaming Lettuce)
Orange: What a split decision!
Pear: For the last time, this isn’t a game! There’s no rules, its just... Wait! That’s it, Orange! Every time we talk to these guys they get chopped up!
Orange: Or blended!
Pear: Whatever, the point is, maybe if we keep our mouths shut, nothing will happen!
Orange: I gotta keep my mouth shut?
Orange: But I’ve never done that before!
(Human Places Apple on Cutting Board)
Apple: Whoa, what’s going on, up in here?
Orange: Hey, hey apple!
Pear: Shut the mouth!
Orange: Oh, ya, right!
Apple: Yo, I’m talking to you guys!
Orange: Nya, nya, nya, nya
Orange: Nya, nya, nya, nya
Apple: Nya, nya... what’s wrong with you? You know, besides being an Orange!
Apple: Hey, Minute Maid, why don’t you clean up this place! Ha, haa!
Apple:  What’s the matter! Your mouth won't open, maybe your a little cit-rusty! Ha, ha, ha, boooyah!
Annoying Orange: Ergh!!
Apple: What’s you pal’s name? Mr. Green Jeans? (laughs)
Pear: Oh, I’m sorry we were just trying to save your life. Then you, you gotta go and be an apple! Well, you know what?
Annoying Orange: Knife!
(Human Cuts Apple In Pieces on Cutting Board)
Annoying Orange: (screams)
Annoying Orange: Man, that was one bad apple! (laughs)
Little Apple: Go Smoothie!
Midget Apple: What? Did we miss the game?