Orange: Hey! Hey, Chocolate Ball! Hey, Chocolate Ball!

Coconut: (groans)

Orange: Hey Chocolate Ball! Why are you wearing a scrunchie?

Coconut: (laughs) Most annoying one! Not all is what it seems!

Orange: Whoa! Just like Grandpa Lemon!

Grandpa Lemon: Looks like I'm not the only one who lost his pants. (chuckles)

Orange: (laughs)

Coconut: (laughs) My name is Coconut, master of Kung Fruit, and soon, this very kitchen!

Grapefruit: Oh, well what do we have here?

Coconut: (karate yells, charges, and beats up Grapefruit)

Grapefruit: (screams)

Midget Apple, Marshmallow, and Orange: (all scream)

Coconut: (karate yells and charges to beat up Grandpa Lemon)

Grandpa Lemon: Ouch!

Pear: Hey! What's going on here?

Coconut: (karate yells and charges to beat up Pear)

Pear: Oof! Ow!

Coconut: (karate yells throws starfishes)

Midget Apple: Ow!

Marshmallow: Yay! I made a new friend!

Coconut: (karate yells and charges up)

Orange: Whoa.

Coconut: (karate yells)

Orange: (screams) Oof! Ow!

Coconut: (laughs) My opponents lie vanquished!

(video shows Pear, Midget Apple, and Grapefruit inquired)

Coconut: Their kingdom, mine to rule with an iron fist!

Iron Fist: Sorry I'm late; traffic was a killer.

(Title screen shows)

Orange: What happened? Who was that coconut?

Ninja Fruit: Did somebody just say Coconut?

Orange: Hey who said that?

Ninja Fruit: I see you have a question. Perhaps you should ask a Ninja Fruit!

Orange: Oh, okay! Where am I?

Ninja Fruit: In my shadowy dojo!

Orange: You mean under the stove?

Ninja Fruit: Yeah maybe, this coconut you spoke of, does he practice-?

Orange: Kung fruit?

Ninja Fruit: Ah, and so returns my mortal enemy to wreak havoc upon the kitchen.

Orange: I don’t know about havoc, but he wrecked everything else. (laughs)

Ninja Fruit: There’s no time for laughter.

Orange: Huh?

Ninja Fruit: I will teach you the ancient ways of the ninja fruit so that you may return to the counter and destroy all that needs destroying, mostly the coconut.

Orange: Uh, wouldn’t it just be faster if you beat him up?

Ninja Fruit: Yeah, I’m not gonna do that.

Orange: (groans)

(electronic music playing as montage of Ninja Fruit mentoring Orange plays)

Orange: Thanks for everything, Ninja Fruit, especially the PJs.

Ninja Fruit: Yes, your training’s almost complete. There’s actually one more thing that I can probably even teach you: machine wash cold and then tumble dry.

Orange: Umm, is that like wax on, wax off?

Grapefruit: (as jester) Now, I made that myself. You tell me if it's too sweet, okay?

Midget Apple: Sell out!

Grapefruit: Oh, yeah? Well, check out your little buddy!

Marshmallow: Twinkle, twinkle, little star, how I wonder what you are!

Starfish: I love you, Marshmallow!

Coconut: Silence! I-I sense a presence. Familiar, yet deadly.

Orange: Hey, hey, shell head!

Coconut: Show yourself, foolish dog!

Orange: What’s crackin’? (laughs)

Midget Apple: Whoa!

Marshmallow: Hey, is that-?

Pear: ...Orange!

Coconut: Aww. The annoying one is trained in the ways of my enemy. I will break you with the power of kung fruit!

Orange: Hey, hey, Coconut!

Coconut: Yes?

Orange: Eat my husk! (laughs)

Coconut: (laughs) Prepare for doom!

Pear: Uh oh.

Midget Apple: Oh, no!

Orange: Wait for it!

(Coconut karate yells)

Orange: Wait for it!

(Coconut continues karate yelling)

Orange: Hey, hey, Coconut!

Coconut: (still karate yelling)

Orange: Knife!

Pear: Whoa!

Midget Apple: Whoa!

Orange: Ugh, that looks like a royal pain. (laughs)

Pear: Dude! That was so ninja!

(Everyone cheers)

Ninja Fruit: Well done, my pulpy pupil! You defeated my mortal enemy and returned honor to the ninja fruits.

Orange: Yay! Thanks, sensei.

Ninja: And I’m still gonna need the suit back.

Orange: Aw!

Ninja: Come on, I told you it was a loaner.

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