The title "Annoying Orange: Luck of the Irish" appears from behind a black background. Orange is heard.)
Orange: (Singing to the tune of "Deck the Halls") Bored B-Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored Bored. B-B-B-B-Bored. B-Bored Bored Bored.
(T'he title disappears and Orange is shown on the counter. He laughs, then sighs)
(Liam the Leprechaun poofs onto the counter)
Liam: Here Goldy, Goldy, Goldy! I know you're around here somewhere!
Orange: It's the Jolly Green Giant!
Liam: Me? No. No. No. No. No. I'm a leprechaun.
Orange: I'm an orange.
Liam: Yeah, I can see that. Good for you.
Orange: Hey, who shrunk you, Jolly Green Giant? You look like you just got out of the dryer. (Laughs)
Liam: I'm not a giant. I'm a leprechaun. And I'm looking for me pot o' gold.
(Orange is seen by a rainbow and a pot of gold.)
Orange: Oh! You mean this thing?
Liam: Blast! How did I miss that? Alright, ya wee talkin' orange. What do you take for me pot o' gold?
Liam: The gold. What do you want for it?
Orange: Oh, I want a pot of gold.
Liam: No. You don't get the pot o' gold, I get the pot o' gold. I'll tell you. I'll just give three wishes for it. How about that?
Orange: Three wishes? Okay.
Liam: All right then! What's your first wish?
Orange: I wish for a pot of gold.
Liam: No! You can't have the gold, the gold is mine! You can have something else. Something less goldy. Something like ..uh.....uh..
Orange: Ooh, a whistling pinwheel.
Liam: A whistling pinwheel. Dear lord, you're a fruity orange. (chuckles) YOU GOT IT!
(A pinwheel appears)
(He blows on the pinwheel that whistles as it spins the pinwheel and laughs)
Liam: All right, All right. Shimmer down now.
(Orange keeps blowing on the pinwheel and laughing)
Liam: Okay. What's wish number two gonna be?
(Orange is still blowing on the pinwheel and laughing)
Liam: Hey, Come on!
(Orange is still laughing as the pinwheel whistles as it spins)
Liam: Stop it, already!
(The pinwheel disappears)
Liam: You can have it back, when you're wishing's done, and I have me gold.
Orange: Well that blows. (laughing)
Liam: Okay, Okay, Okay. Wish number two. What do you want?
Orange: I wish I had my pinwheel back.
Liam: You already got your bleedin' pinwheel! You can't wish for it twice! There are rules, Orange.
Orange: Okay, I wish for one billion wishes.
Liam: No, no, no. You can't wish for more wishes. That's against the rules, too.
Orange: I wish there wasn't so many rules.
Liam: You can't wish for that either!
Orange: Then I got nothing.
Liam: Oh, come on! You can have anything you want in the world! You can have... (An image of a car appears)
a new car...
(An image of a unicorn appears)
(An image of a girl in a bikini appears)
a lovely lass in a bikini...
(An image of the "Lucky Charms" marshmallows appear)
or even marshmallows shaped like diamonds, horseshoes, and stars.
Orange: Nah. Marshmallows make me gassy.
(He farts and laughs)
Liam: You ridiculous little idiot! I'm offering you anything in the world for that pot o' gold, and you don't want nothing!
Orange: I want my pinwheel.
Liam: FORGET ABOUT THE PINWHEEL FOR TWO SECONDS!!!
Orange: Pot of gold?
Liam: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!! KEEP IT!!! FORGET IT!! I DON'T EVEN WANT IT ANYMORE!!!!!!
Orange: Whoa! Take it easy, little giant.
Liam: I'M NOT A LITTLE GIANT! I'M A FREAKIN' LEPRECHAUN!!!! And you're an annoying sack of citrus if I've ever met in all me days!!!!!
Orange: (irritated) Fine! I wish you had your pot of gold so you'd stop being so angry!
(The pot of gold drops from the sky and lands on Liam as he screams as the pot of gold crushes him)
Orange: Whoa! Sorry, Little Giant! Are you okay? Little Giant? Little Giant? Oh, now I'll never get my pinwheel back. (sighs)
(The camera zooms out, showing Pear, blowing on Orange's pinwheel)
Pear: Finders keepers, dude!
(An orange background is shown with Orange asking "If you had one wish, what would you wish for? Why?") as the Fruity Question of the Day)