Orange: Hey, hey Egghead, hey!
Eggplant: I told you, it's Eggplant!
Orange: What? You can't be an egg and a plant at the same time!
Eggplant: I'm not made of eggs!
Orange: That's over easy for you to say! (laughs)
Eggplant: Man, shut your mouth, man! Come on!
Orange: Hey, hey Egghead!
Eggplant: What, what?!!!
(Dane sliced Eggplant in half)
Orange: Geez, Egghead really got scrambled! (laugh) Oooohhh, owwww!
(The truck appeared, and the corn cobs jumped out of the truck)
Cob #1: Did you see that?
Cob #2: Ah, that was totally--
Cob #1: --Brilliant!
Cob #2: Oh, yeah! Yeah, brilliant!
Orange: Wow, now that's an earful! (laughs)
Cob #1: That's it! The puns, the jokes, the comedic timing, you're perfect!
Orange: Nuh-uh! I'm an orange!
Cob #1: Oh, no, you're not.
Orange: I'm not?
Cob #1: You, my friend, are gonna be a star!
Pear: Dude, I can't believe they want you to be a movie star!
Midget Apple: Yeah! You think you can get me a part in your movie?
Orange: Okay. But only if it's a "little" part. (laughs)
Midget Apple: (groans) I really set myself up for that one.
Cob #1: Okay, Orange, before we start production on your feature, we need to is address few things.
Orange: Why? Are you sending me fan mail already? (laughs)
Cob #2: (mocking laugh) No. We just need a couple of minor changes.
Orange: Like what?
Cob #1: Well, for starters, the hair.
Orange: Do you like it? I styled it myself. (laughs)
Cob #2: Bieber fever is the new pandemic and we know audiences will really respond to a similar do.
Cob #1: Here you go buddy.
(Bieber hair falls on orange)
Orange: Oh, What the?!
Both Cobs: Love It!
Orange: Ugh, It looks like a dog's eating my head.
Cob #1: Now let's work on that voice.
Orange: Okay, (makes dog noises)
Cob #1: (mocking laugh) No!
Cob #2: Our studies indicate that people like British accents more than any other.
Cob #1: Yes! We need a British accent!
Orange: (by Jov'e Governor:) Why didn't you just say so? Cheerio! (laughs)
Cob #2: Ohhhh! that is so great!
Cob #1: Nah, not so much.
Cob #2: That's totally what I was thinking, Maybe we could just dub it.
Cob #1: Oh! We can get Russel Brand.
Both Cobs: Love It!
Orange: I don't know guys.
Cob #1: Really not liking this location.
Cob #2: Me neither, Me neither, Oh I've got it!
Cob #1: Whaddyaa Got?
Cob #2: A Tropical Island!
Orange: You hear that guys! We're going to a tropical island. Yay!
(background of tropical island drops)
Cob #2: Now let's meet your new cast!
Cob #1: Say hello to Broccoli. He's your new bad-boy best friend.
Broccoli: Yo, call me Broc, bro!
Pear: Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait-wait a minute! I'M Orange's best friend!
Cob 2: Yeah that's what they all say.
Cob #1 Oh, and check out your new little buddy! It's Russel the Brussel!
Russel: Neato Burrito.
Midget Apple: HEY! that's MY catchphrase!
Cob #2: Hey! Quiet Down! I'm trying to introduce the new fruits.
Pear: But those guys aren't even fruits!
Orange: What's the matter guys? Don't you want to vege out? (laughs)
(Cob #1 throws sunglasses onto Orange's face)
Cob #1: Those lens look great!
Cob #2: Those hippsters are gonna...
Both Cobs: Love It!
Pear: Oh come on! Orange don't you see what's happening here?
Orange: Sort of. Everything looks kinda blurry now.
Midget Apple: (groans) Not the glasses.
Pear: Look orange your not perfect, but nobody is, we've all got flaws, but that's what makes us special.
Orange: Um, yeah, I guess.
Cob #1: Don't listen to them Orange. They're just jealous.
Cob #2: Yeah! We're not the bad guys, we're just trying to make you better.
Orange: You're trying to make me butter?
Cob #2: Better!
Cob #1: Better!!
Both Cobs: BETTER!!!
Orange: Yeah! Butter!
(Dane Boedigheimer takes both cobs away and slatters butter on them)
Cob #2: Ewwwww!
Cob #1: Stop!
Cob #2: Get it off!
Orange: It could be worse! At least it's not margering. (laughs)
Cob #2: (screams)
Cob #1: Hey what's wrong with you? Don't you know who I am!?
Orange: Yeah, you better leave him alone. He's got more kernals than an army. (laughs)
(Dane Boedigheimer starts eating cob #1)
Cob #1: Oh god stop Stop!
Orange: Oh well, I guess that means there won't be a sequal.
Pear: Aw, don't get down on yourself Orange. Besides, I don't think being a star is all it's cracked up to be.
(car and music noices)
Pear: What the... Little Apple?
Midget Apple: What? I didn't hear anyone call dibs.
(Midget Apple and Orange laugh)