(tile card shows like Harry Potter movies)
(in the castle)
Snapefruit: Well, well, well. If it isn't Orange Potter.
Orange Potter: Well, well, well. If it isn't Snapefruit. (laughs)
Snapefruit: I see you got along your meddlesome cohorts. Pear Weasly, and Passiony Granger.
Pear Weasley: Meddlesome?
Passiony Granger: Cohorts?
Orange Potter: Hey, hey Professor Snapefruit!
Orange Potter: You're an apple! (laughs)
Snapefruit: I most certainly am not an apple.
Orange Potter: Yuh-huh! Apple-cadabra!
(Orange Potter turns Snapefruit into an apple)
Orange Potter: Hey, Snapefruit! Are you embarrassed? Cause you're looking a little red. (laughing)
Pear Weasley & Passiony Granger: (laughs)
Snapefruit: (growls angrily, and turns himself back into a grapefruit) Enough of your games, Orange Potter! The fruit that must not be named wants to have a word with you.
Orange Potter: The fruit that must not be named? (zooms in) You mean Moldywarts?
Pear Weasley: Dude!
Passiony Granger: Orange!
Snapefruit: It is madness to speak that name!
Orange Potter: Okay! I guess I'll have to sing it, then! ♫ Moldywarts, Moldywarts, he wears moldy undershorts!♫ (laughing)
(A green teleport blasts in the shadow)
Moldywarts: (in the shadow) Impressive, Orange Potter.
Orange Potter: Whoa, who's there?
Moldywarts: (comes out of the shadow) It is I, the fruit that must not be named.
Orange Potter: More like the fruit that has no nose. (laughs)
Passiony Granger: Uh, Orange, none of us have noses.
Pear Weasley: Wait a second, then how do we smell?
Orange Potter: Terrible! (laughs)
Snapefruit: My Lord, I was just about to deliver these rapscallions to you.
Orange Potter: Hey! I'm not a scallion, I'm an orange!
(Moldywarts uses magic spells to kick Snapefruit out of the castle)
Orange Potter: Hey! That's not how you play Quidditch!
Moldywarts: And now, Orange Potter, you will meet your end.
Passiony Granger: Don't worry, Orange. We're here to help.
Pear Weasley: Yeah! You won't have to face Moldywarts alone!
Moldywarts: As a matter of fact, he will! Jell-O-Ramus!!!
(Moldywarts uses magic spells to trap Pear Weasley, and Passiony Granger inside of the jello)
Orange Potter: Yuck! I hate it, when they put fruit in jello!
Moldywarts: Now, Orange Potter, the day I've waited for, the day we finally see who is the greatest wizard fruit.
Orange Potter: Oh! Is it Kiwi?
Moldywarts: What? No!
Orange Potter: Peach?
Moldywarts: This is not a guessing game!
Orange Potter: Gordy McGordelot?
Moldywarts: THAT'S NOT EVEN A FRUIT!!!
Orange Potter: Geez, you don't have to be such an apple about it.
Moldywarts: No, I am not-Wait, how...how did you know I was an apple?
Orange Potter: Well, you do yell a lot.
(Orange Potter dueling with Moldywarts, and Moldywarts keeps screaming)
(Moldywarts killed Orange Potter with is magicial power, and Orange Potter died)
Orange Potter: Whoa. Where am I?
Grandpa Lemondore: Hello there, Orange Potter!
Orange Potter: Hey! Grandpa Lemondore, you're back!
Grandpa Lemondore: Actually, Orange, I'm still dead.
Orange Potter: Wait, If you're still dead, and we're talking, that means...(screaming)
Grandpa Lemondore: Calm down, you're not dead!
(Orange Potter stops screaming)
Grandpa Lemondore: Think of this is a brief stoppage of time, to teach you a lesson. The most important lesson, you'll ever learn in your entire life.
(A slinkey goes downstairs)
Orange Potter: Yay! Wait, what were you talking about, now?
Grandpa Lemondore: Orange Potter, you must listen to me very, very closely! Now, to defeat Lord Moldywarts, and save your friends you must simply...(sleeping)
Orange Potter: Grandpa Lemondore? Grandpa Lemondore? (sigh) Now, I'll never know how to defeat Moldywarts. Wait. What's that?
(Orange Potter reads "The Secret to Defeating Moldywarts")
Orange Potter: Ooh.
(in the castle)
Moldywarts: With Orange Potter gone, there is no one to stand in my-
(Orange Potter got out in heaven)
Orange Potter: Stand? I don't even have legs! (laughing)
Moldywarts: What?! Impossible! How did-
Orange Potter: Hey, hey Moldywarts! Hey!
Moldywarts: What? What is it?!
Orange Potter: Apple-cadabra!!
(Orange Potter turns Moldywarts into an apple)
Moldywarts: You did it? You made me young and fresh again!
Orange Potter: Yeah! Grandpa Lemondore's letter said, "The key you defeating your enemies is being nice to them!"
Moldywarts: Well, Grandpa Lemondore was a wise wizard-fruit!
Orange Potter: Yeah, it said, "If you're nice to Moldywarts, he'll never see it coming!"
Moldywarts: See what coming?
Orange Potter: Knife!
Moldywarts: Knie... (fades out)
(Dane cut Moldywarts in half, and Moldywarts disappears in a puff of smoke. Pear Weasley, and Passiony Granger are freed from the Jell-O)
Pear Weasley: Yay!
Passiony Granger: You did it, Orange!
Orange Potter: Look at me! I'm a real "whiz kid"! (laughing)
Pear Weasly & Passiony Granger: (laughs)
Orange Potter: (sigh) Now if that's over with, Who wants Jell-O?! (eating Jell-O)
Pear Weasly & Passiony Granger: (laughing)
(End credits show)