(The title card is shown)
Orange: (offscreen) Orange, orange, orange, orange, orange.
(The screen cuts to Orange)
Orange: What rhymes with orange? Hmmmmm...
(The screen cuts to Dane Boedigheimer placing Pineapple on the counter)
Pineapple: Hey hey, watch the hair, bud! It took me months to get it to look like this!
Orange: Whoa, What are you?
Pineapple: Oh hey. I'm a Pineapple.
Orange: What? You don't look like an Apple.
Pineapple: Well I'm-I'm not. I'm an Pineapple.
Orange: (Chuckles) Why the long face? (Laughs)
Pineapple: That's rude. I'm a Pineapple.
Orange: You're a half-apple. Like an apple crossed with a pine tree. (laughing)
Pineapple: No, that's not how it works.
Orange: What with those knives on your head?
Pineapple: That's my hair.
Orange: Oh, so it's there?
Orange: There. Hair.
Pineapple: Yes, that-that's what I said. What-What are you doing?
Orange: There rhymes with hair! (laughs)
Pineapple: OK, stop.
Orange: So does air, and bear, care...
Pineapple: OK, stop, that's getting really annoying.
Orange: ...stare, mare, fair...
Pineapple: Stop, stop, stop!
Pineapple: You know what else rhymes with hair? Nair, and it looks like you're very familiar with it, baldy!
Orange: Wow, you really are an apple.
Pineapple: I am not! I'm a pineapple! I'm not even related! I don't grow on trees...
Orange: You're an apple!
Pineapple: (growls) GOD, YOU ARE SO IRRITATING!
Orange: I'm not irratating, I'm an orange!
Orange: Hey Apple!
Pineapple: I'm not, talking to you.
Pineapple: I already told you, these are not knives.
Orange: No, knife!
Pineapple: This is my hair. I spiked 'em up to look cool, and it's something you can't do, because you are...
(Daneboe uses Knife to violently slice Pineapple's hair and slides it on Orange)
Orange: Woah! Look who's the Baldy now!
Orange: Pineapple? Looks more like Pain-apple! (laughs) Ow.
(The screen turns black. Then it opens again showing Daneboe placing a plate of pineapple circles on the counter, with Pineapple as one of them.)
Pineapple: Someone help me.
Orange: Hey Apple! I don't mean to stare, but you're looking worse for wear! (laughs)
Pineapple: Orange, you are sick.
Orange: Oh, You know what else rhymes with hair? You do, Pear!
(The screen shifts to reveal Pear next to Orange.)
: Leave me out of this.