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(The title card is shown)

Orange: (offscreen) Orange, orange, orange, orange, orange.

(The screen cuts to Orange)

Orange: What rhymes with orange? Hmmmmm...

(The screen cuts to Dane Boedigheimer placing Pineapple on the counter)

Pineapple: Hey hey, watch the hair, bud! It took me months to get it to look like this!

Orange: Whoa, What are you?

Pineapple: Oh hey. I'm a Pineapple.

Orange: What? You don't look like an Apple.

Pineapple: Well I'm-I'm not. I'm an Pineapple.

Orange: (Chuckles) Why the long face? (Laughs)

Pineapple: That's rude. I'm a Pineapple.

Orange: You're a half-apple. Like an apple crossed with a pine tree. (laughing)

Pineapple: No, that's not how it works.

Orange: What with those knives on your head?

Pineapple: That's my hair.

Orange: Oh, so it's there?

Pineapple: Where?

Orange: Hair.

Pineapple: What?

Orange: There. Hair.

Pineapple: Yes, that-that's what I said. What-What are you doing?

Orange: There rhymes with hair! (laughs)

Pineapple: OK, stop.

Orange: So does air, and bear, care...

Pineapple: OK, stop, that's getting really annoying.

Orange: ...stare, mare, fair...

Pineapple: Stop, stop, stop!

(Orange laughs)

Pineapple: You know what else rhymes with hair? Nair, and it looks like you're very familiar with it, baldy!

(record scratches)

Orange: Wow, you really are an apple.

Pineapple: I am not! I'm a pineapple! I'm not even related! I don't grow on trees...

Orange: You're an apple!

Pineapple: (growls) GOD, YOU ARE SO IRRITATING!

Orange: I'm not irratating, I'm an orange!

(Pineapple groans)

Orange: Hey Apple!

Pineapple: I'm not, talking to you.

Orange: Knife.

Pineapple: I already told you, these are not knives.

Orange: No, knife!

Pineapple: This is my hair. I spiked 'em up to look cool, and it's something you can't do, because you are...

(Daneboe uses Knife to violently slice Pineapple's hair and slides it on Orange)

Orange: Woah! Look who's the Baldy now!

(Pineapple screams)

Orange: Pineapple? Looks more like Pain-apple! (laughs) Ow.

(The screen turns black. Then it opens again showing Daneboe placing a plate of pineapple circles on the counter, with Pineapple as one of them.)

Orange: (laughs)

Pineapple: Someone help me.

Orange: Hey Apple! I don't mean to stare, but you're looking worse for wear! (laughs)

Pineapple: Orange, you are sick.

Orange: Oh, You know what else rhymes with hair? You do, Pear!

(The screen shifts to reveal Pear next to Orange.)

Pear: Leave me out of this.

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