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Orange: (laughs) (singing) Makin' a phone call, makin' a phone call, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-
Shelly: Day Spa, this is Shelly. How can I help you?
Orange: Shelly? You mean like an oyster?
Shelly: (chuckles) No.
Orange: Oh, okay.
Shelly: Can I help you?
Orange: Yeah, I'd like to get a tan!
Shelly: Okay, and have you tanned with us before?
Orange: Uh, no.
Shelly: Have you tanned before, like, at all?
Shelly: Okay, and how would you describe your skin tone?
Orange: Mmmm, orange.
Orange: Yeah, I'm orange!
Shelly: Your skin is orange?
Orange: Yeah, really orange.
Shelly: Okay, so you have been tanning!
Shelly: Too much tanning can be really harmfu...
Orange: Nuh-nuh! I haven't been tanning!
Shelly: Okay, so why is your skin orange?
Orange: I was born like this.
Shelly: Do you have some kind of skin condition?
Orange: N-no, I've gotta couple a dents, that's about it.
Shelly: You should really...come in for a consultation.
Shelly: Because it could cause damage to your skin, like scarring, pigmentation, and peeling.
Orange: Well, I don't want to get peeled. I saw one of my friends get peeled once. It wasn't pretty.
Orange: He was baked into a crisp.
Shelly: Uh, yeah! That's why we need to be careful.
Orange: Oh, okay.
Shelly: Could you hold for a minute?
Orange: Hold what? I don't have hands. Sigh, oh well
(1 minute later)
Orange: lalalalalalalalala, laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Shelly: Thank you for holdi- uh, sir?
Orange: Oh hi!
Shelly: My supervisor thinks you should...consult a doctor.
Orange: About what?
Shelly: Your skin.
Orange: Yeah, it's orange.
Shelly: Why do you think you need our services?
Orange: I just want to look a little more "tangerine" (laughs)
Orange: You're not laughing.
Shelly: OK. I have to go.
Orange: Where are you going? Can I come? (Shelly hangs up) Hello? Hellllllllloooo? (Orange sighs as the credits play.)