Orange: Hey! Hey, Soccer Ball! Hey, Soccer Ball!
Orange: Hey Soccer Ball, guess what?
Orange: GOAL!!!!! (laughs)
Cantaloupe: That's it! I'm outta here!. LETS GO BABY DOLL!!
Balloon: Oh, I got you, honey.
Orange: Hey, I warned you! You can't-aloupe! (laughing)
Cantaloupe: We're in love! And there's nothing you can do about it! NOTHING!
Cantaloupe: I'm the king of the world! KING OF THE WORLD! Woo-hoo!
Salt: I got a pinch of salt that says they don't make it.
Black Pepper: Ha! Well I'll take that action for sure!
Balloon: Uh-oh, uh-oh! (grunts)
Orange: Umm... I don't want to burst your bubble but...
Pear: Oh my God! She's gonna blooooooooooooooooowww!!!!!!!!!
Balloon: (screams) Uh-oh. (pops and knocks over Black Pepper)
Black Pepper: Ow!
Salt: Man down! Man down!
Cantaloupe: (floats) That is not good. (screams and then falls and bounces off of Orange's head and lands on floor)
Cantaloupe: (falls to the ground and grunts)
Pear: Whoa! He really landed hard! Did you see that Orange?! Orange?
Orange: (wobbles and stars rotate around his head) Whoa, ow! Oh- I think I'm seeing stars.
Bird #1: Aw, dagnabbit! Them stars is gonna put us out of work!
Bird #2: Oh, come on now, Ned. Let's go see about that cantaloupe. (he and Ned fly off)
Pear: Orange, are you all right?
Orange: All right? I'm not all right! I'm a...a...wait...(record scratch) Who am I?
(title card rolls)
Orange: Wai-wai-wai-wai-wait! Let me get this straight! I'm an apple?
Apple: A great big giant apple. (snickers)
Orange: Yaaay! I'm an apple!
Pear: Well, I've looked all over the place and I can't find Midget Apple anywhere.
Orange: Good news, green guy! I'm an apple!
Pear: No, I told you, you're an orange!
Orange: Nu-uh! I'm an apple!
Apple: Yeah, green guy's an apple too! (laughs)
Pear: Okay you know what... YOU'RE AN APPLE BUDDY!
Orange: Yay! Everyone's an apple.
Pear: No no no no no, I'm a Pear, and you, you're an Orange.
Orange: I'm Orange? Why am I Orange, is there something wrong with me?
Pear: No, you ARE an Orange, just like I'm a Pear.
Orange: YOU'RE A BEAR!?!?! AAAAAAAH!!! Please don't eat me!
Pear: No, a PEAR!
Orange: A pair? A pair of what, I only see one of you.
Midget Apple: Hey! Who turned out the lights?!
Orange: Whoa! Was that my conscience?
Pear: No! That was Midget Apple!
Midget Apple: No, that's Little Apple!
Marshmallow: Yay! It's raining flavor! (giggles)
Midget Apple: You're not helping.
Black Pepper: Arggh! I'm getting a little light-headed over here.
Midget Apple: Can someone give me a hand please?
Orange: No problem! I'll just...wait no hands! Why don't I have hands? Argghhh!
Pear: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Easy dude, Easy! You never had hands!
Midget Apple: What's going on out there?
Pear: Orange got hit in the head and now he has amnesia.
Orange: Yeah! And my memory's gone too.
Marshmallow: Mmmmmmm! Uh-oh! I think I'm getting tingly-face.
Midget Apple: Uh-oh! Did you say tingly face?
Marshmallow: Uh-oh! Uh-oh Oh No! (Trying not snezze)
Midget Apple: (groans) You guys better hold on to something!
Orange: Hey, what's happening now?
Pear: Little Apple what's going on?
Midget Apple: Oh, this isn't good!
Marshmallow: Oh, it's like a thousand kittens tickling me with whiskers Haa Haa, Oh, Hee Hee Hee Hee!
Midget Apple: Oh no!
Marshmallow: Oh no! Here it comes!
Midget Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Pear: He's gonna blow!!!!!!!!
(Midget Apple get blown away and hits Orange in the head)
Marshmallow: Whoa! Excuse me. (giggles)
Pear: Orange, are you okay?
Orange: Oooo, ow.
Apple: Hey, can you hear me. Over here, hey. You doing okay there...(snickers) Apple? (laughs)
Orange: I'm not an apple. I'm, I'm a...
Pear: That's it! He's remembering!
Orange: I'm not remembering.
Orange: I'm an orange!
Orange: And you're Pear!
Orange: And that's Marshmallow! And hey, hey Apple!
Apple: Ahhhh! (Apple gets cut by Knife)
Orange: Whoa! I guess Apple forgot how this works! (laughs)
(Apple's remains get carried away by Boedigheimer)
Marshmallow: Yay! Orange is back, And my sinuses are clear! (giggles)
Pear: Boy, if it hadn't been for you and Midget A...(record scratch) Uh-oh! Midget Apple!
Cantaloupe: Hey! Hey, little guy! You okay? Talk to me brother!
Midget Apple: Ohhhh!
Bird #1 : Well, that just tears it. All right, boys. Let's show these stars who's boss! (birds attack Midget Apple's stars) Hyah!!
Midget Apple. Ohh... Oh... I think I'm gonna barf.