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Orange: Hey, hey, Kiwi! Hey, hey, Kiwi! Hey, hey, hey, Kiwi! Kiwi!

Kiwi: What?! What is it, mate? I'm trying to read the paper!

Orange: (laughs) (mocking Kiwi's accent) What happened to your voice, mate? (laughs)

Kiwi: Dude, I'm a kiwi! I'm from freakin' New Zealand!

Orange: Oh. Well, that explains the accent. And the boomerangs!

Banana 1: I told you, we're bananas!

Kiwi: Accent? I don't have a (hiccup) accent.

Orange: What's a hippo accent?

Kiwi: It's (hiccup) not a hippo. It's a (hiccup)!

Orange: Whoa, sounds like a Hungry Hungry Hippo! (laughs)

Kiwi: It's -(hiccup)- it's not funny!

Orange: What's the matter, Kiwi? You looked all choked up. (laughs)

Kiwi: Stop it! (hiccup) Aw, man! I don't (hiccup) feel so good. (hiccup)

Orange: Are you okay?

Kiwi: (hiccups several times)

Orange: What the hell's going on?

Banana 1: Oh no, everybody watch out! He's gonna blow!

Kiwi: (screams) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Orange: What the?

(Kiwi explodes)

Orange & Bananas: (screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

(footsteps)

Pear: What the heck was that?

Passion Fruit: Seriously, I heard that in the other—OH MY GOD!

Orange: That was Kiwi! He had the hippos!

Banana 2: Hiccups! He had the hiccups, you idiot!

Pear: What!? Oh man, that's scary.

Orange: What are you talking about?

Passion Fruit: You've never heard about what happens when a fruit gets the hiccups?

Orange: Uhhh....no.

Passion Fruit: First: They hiccup. Then they......they......they....

Pear: They explode!

Orange: (laughs) That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever-(hiccup)-. Uh-oh.

(title card shows as a phone rings)

911 Operator : 911. What's your emergency?

Pear: Uh, yeah. We got an orange with a case of the hiccups here.

Orange: (hiccup)

911 Operator: Uh, please say that again.

Pear: I said we have an Orange with the hiccups.

911 Operator: Oh no! You're screwed! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH---(phone ends)

Pear: (sighs) All right, I'm out of ideas.

Orange: Oh.

Passion Fruit: Look, everybody. The important thing right now is to just remain calm.

Orange: (hiccup)

Bananas, Orange & Pear: (screaming) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Passion Fruit: No, no, no! Everybody just shut up! (everyone stops screaming)

Passion Fruit: We're not going to freak out!

Orange: That's easy for (hiccup) you to say, you don't have an exploding (hiccup) hippo in your tummy.

Pear: Dude, it's not a hippo.

Orange: It's an exploding hippo.

Passion Fruit: Listen to me Orange, do you want to get rid of your hiccups?

Orange: Duh.

Passion Fruit: Then you have to do exactly what I tell you, okay?

Orange: Okay.

Passion Fruit: Okay, it's really simple. All you have to do is to take a deep breath and hold it for 30 seconds.

Orange: Okay. (Orange takes a deep breath)

Pear: What? No, that never works!

Orange: (exclaimimg as he holds his breath) Mmmmmmmmmm.

Pear: I always heard you have to stand on his head and cross your eyes.

(Orange stands on his head) Mmmmmmmm?

Banana 1: Shoudn't he be humming?

Pear: What?

Banana 1: Yeah, I heard all he's gotta do is hum The Star Spangled Banner. It works every time!

(Orange starts humming The Star Spangled Banner)

Passion Fruit: N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no!

Pear: He's got to breathe into a paper bag, right?

Passion Fruit: No, what? No.

Banana 1: All he has to do is hum The Star Spangled Banner.

Pear: That's not what I ment.

Passion Fruit: Everyone, shut up.

Pear: No, that one never works.

(Orange shakes violently as tries to cure his hiccups, making him say "Aah!" as he crashes into a wall (and some wood that made that wall crashes as if it were bombed), then the screen goes black. Then, faint voices from Pear and Passon Fruit are heard. Then the screen goes back to normal. (Faint voices:

Pear: Orange?

Passion Fruit: Orange?

Pear: Orange?

Passion Fruit: Can you hear me?))

Pear: Wake up, Orange.

(Orange wakes up)

Pear: Orange!

Passion Fruit: Are you okay?

Orange: Who turned out the lights?

Pear: Dude, you crashed and blacked out.

Orange: I did? Then why am I still orange?

Passion Fruit: Orange, did you hear that?

Banana 2: Yeah, his hiccups.

Bananas: There gone!

Orange, Pear, Passion Fruit: Yay!

Orange: (hiccup)

Orange and Pear: (exclaim in disapproval)

Passion Fruit: Oh no!

Orange: Ohh, I'm sorry guys, I never thought I'd (hiccup) get the hiccups and go boom.

Passion Fruit: Orange, it's not your fault.

Pear: Yeah, it could happen to anyone. Look at Kiwi.

Orange: I know (hiccup) he's everywhere, (laughs and then hiccups) (complains).

Passion Fruit: We got to figure out a way to stop them!

Pear: Oh no, They're getting worse by the second.

Orange: (hiccup) Help (hiccup) me (hiccup).

Banana 1: Hey, uh, Orange, I know we just met and all but...............

Banana 2: ..............We're really sorry this is happening to you Orange, you seem like such a great...

(wall breaks)

Banana 1: What was that?!?!?!?

Banana 2: I don't know, it kind of sounded like a...

Orange: Gorilla!

Banana 2: Huh?

Bananas: (scream) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!

(A gorilla comes, picks the bananas up, and eats them.)

Orange, Pear, and Passion Fruit: (scream) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(The gorilla leaves)

Orange: Whoa, that guy doesn't monkey around (laughs).

Pear: How did that thing get in here?

Orange: Poor boomerangs, I don't think they'll coming back from that one (laughs).

Pear: Okay, we get it! Enough!

Orange: I wonder why they didn't give him the slip? (laughs)

Pear: (groans)

Passion Fruit: Oh my god, Orange! Your hiccups?

Orange: Oh, what about them?

Passion Fruit: They're gone!

Orange: Wow, Gorilla must've scared them away.

All: Yay!

Orange: Woo hoo!

Pear: Now that's what I call a close (hiccup). (record scratches) Aw, crap.

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