Orange: (singing quirky tune) Blah-b-b-bah-ba-ba-ba-bab, Bah-b-b-b-ba-ba, Bab! Hey, hey Pinhead! (the screen shows the Voodoo Doll) Hey, Pinhead, hey!
Pear: Hey, what's with the new guy? Looks like somebody made a tomato out of an old gym sock.
Orange: I don't know, Pear. It's kinda early for a stocking stuffer. (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Pear: Wonder where he came from. You should ask those ap--
Orange: Hey! Hey, apples! Hey, apples, hey!
Jack, Andy, & Bill: Alakazam, alakadee, alakazam... (in background, while Orange is talking) Alakadee, alakazam.
Orange: Hey, apples, what's the matter? Did you all catch Mushmouth? (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
(Poofs are heard they appear on a candle going unlit, Orange and the Voodoo Doll.)
Orange: (as a poof appears on his face) Hey!
(a poof is heard as Orange's face goes onto the Voodoo Doll)
Jack: Whoa! Now that's putting the "voo" in "voodoo."
Pear: Voodoo what now?
Jack: Voodoo, as in voodoo doll. Hit it, Bill!
(Bill blows his blowpipe of tacks to the voodoo doll)
Orange & Voodoo Doll: YOW! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!?!?
Orange & Voodoo Doll: (doing the motorboat)
Pear: STOP IT!
Orange & Voodoo Doll: (keeps doing the motorboat)
Jack: No mooore!
Orange & Voodoo Doll: (keeps doing the motorboat, again)
Andy: No more!
Orange & Voodoo Doll: (still doing the motorboat)
Pear: Shut up, shut up, shut up!!
Orange & Voodoo Doll: (laugh) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Whoa, I'm in surround sound! (laugh) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Pear: Look, are you guys gonna fix this or what?!
Jack: Okay, what happened, guys?!
Andy: Bill screwed it up.
Bill: Did not!
Orange & Voodoo Doll: Maybe you should run your spell check. (laugh) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Bill: All right, maybe,my Latin's a little rusty.
Midget Apple: Hey! A little rusty?!
Orange & Voodoo Doll: I'm sure he meant a "midget" rusty! (laugh) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
(Bill blows his blowpipe at the voodoo doll)
Orange & Voodoo Doll: Ow!!
Bill: At least that part works.
Jack: Forget about that. It's time for the second phase!
Orange & Voodoo Doll: Silly apples. I already have a second face! (laugh) Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Jack: Hit it, Andy!!
(Andy strains as he pulls the top rope, and the feathers fall down on Orange)
Orange & Voodoo Doll: (laugh) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, it tickles! (laughing) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Jack: It's not working!!
Bill: We need to hit him with the caramel first!
Andy: Sorry, dude, but I bet somebody's having a fondue party or something!
Orange & Voodoo Doll: I think you mean fun-due! (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ah-- achoo!
(The feathers flew off)
Orange & Voodoo Doll: Oh, yuck! That was for the birds! (laugh) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Pear: Any luck with the the counter-spell, little buddy?
Midget Apple: Well, according to this, all you have to say is, "Apple Voodoo switch-a-maroo, reverse and undo the voodoo you do!
(Midget Apple grews bigger, Orange turns himself normal, the voodoo apples shrunk, and the voodoo doll turns himself normal)
Pear: Why is everybody exploding?!!
Midget Apple: Wha... did I shrink the kitchen?
Buddy : Whoa! It's Mega Midget Apple!!
Pear: He's right! You're huge!
Midget Apple: I am? I am!! This is the best day, ever!! Uh-oh!
Pear: What's the matter?
Jack & Andy: (groans)
Bill: I just want to say this is not my fault!
Orange: Wow, looks like you guys got downsized! (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Jack & Andy, Bill : (groans)
Orange: What's the matter? Need a "little" help? (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Midget Apple: Aw, come on, Orange. You don't need to "belittle: them. (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Orange: (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Midget Apple: I've been waiting forever to use that one!
Jack: Oh, hey! I've got one! Reverso!!
(Midget Apple shrinks down)
Midget Apple: Awwww. I knew it wouldn't last.
Jack: And now for the rest of us!
Orange: Hey! hey, teeny-weeny apples! Hey!
Jack: No! No more stalling!
Orange: Teeny weeny!
Orange: Teeny weeny!
Orange: Popsicle stick!
(Apples grew up normal, and Dane stabs Bill with a Popsicle stick)
Jack, Andy, and Bill: (screaming) Aaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!
(Dane stabs Andy with a Popsicle stick)
Andy: (screaming) Aaaaaaaah!!!!
(Dane stabs Jack with a Popsicle stick)
Jack: (screaming) Aaaaaaahhh!!!!
Orange: Talk about getting the short end of a stick.
(Apples continue to scream, and Dane grabs Bill)
Bill: Guys, guys! I found the caramel! It's--(muffled as being dipped into the caramel)
(Dane covered Bill with caramel into a candy apple)
(Dane takes Jack, and Andy away)
Jack & Andy: (screaming) Aaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!
Orange: AH!! Talk about bite-sized! (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
(Midget Apple blows Bill's blowpipe of tacks at Orange)
Midget Apple: Sorry, just testing it out. (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Orange & Pear: (laugh) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!