Orange: (singing quirky tune) Blah-b-b-bah-ba-ba-ba-bab, Bah-b-b-b-ba-ba, Bab! Hey, hey Pinhead! (the screen shows the Voodoo Doll) Hey, Pinhead, hey!

Pear: Hey, what's with the new guy? Looks like somebody made a tomato out of an old gym sock.

Orange: I don't know, Pear. It's kinda early for a stocking stuffer. (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Pear: Wonder where he came from. You should ask those ap--

Orange: Hey! Hey, apples! Hey, apples, hey!

Jack, Andy, & Bill: Alakazam, alakadee, alakazam... (in background, while Orange is talking) Alakadee, alakazam.

Orange: Hey, apples, what's the matter? Did you all catch Mushmouth? (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Andy: Alakadee!

(Poofs are heard they appear on a candle going unlit, Orange and the Voodoo Doll.)

Orange: (as a poof appears on his face) Hey!

(a poof is heard as Orange's face goes onto the Voodoo Doll)

Jack: Whoa! Now that's putting the "voo" in "voodoo."

Pear: Voodoo what now?

Jack: Voodoo, as in voodoo doll. Hit it, Bill!

(Bill blows his blowpipe of tacks to the voodoo doll)

Orange & Voodoo Doll: YOW! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!?!?

(title card)

Orange & Voodoo Doll: (doing the motorboat)

Pear: STOP IT!

Orange & Voodoo Doll: (keeps doing the motorboat)

Jack: No mooore!

Orange & Voodoo Doll: (keeps doing the motorboat, again)

Andy: No more!

Orange & Voodoo Doll: (still doing the motorboat)

Pear: Shut up, shut up, shut up!!

Orange & Voodoo Doll: (laugh) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Whoa, I'm in surround sound! (laugh) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Pear: Look, are you guys gonna fix this or what?!

Jack: Okay, what happened, guys?!

Andy: Bill screwed it up.

Bill: Did not!

Orange & Voodoo Doll: Maybe you should run your spell check. (laugh) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Bill: All right, maybe,my Latin's a little rusty.

Midget Apple: Hey! A little rusty?!

Orange & Voodoo Doll: I'm sure he meant a "midget" rusty! (laugh) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

(Bill blows his blowpipe at the voodoo doll)

Orange & Voodoo Doll: Ow!!

Bill: At least that part works.

Jack: Forget about that. It's time for the second phase!

Orange & Voodoo Doll: Silly apples. I already have a second face! (laugh) Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Jack: Hit it, Andy!!

(Andy strains as he pulls the top rope, and the feathers fall down on Orange)

Orange & Voodoo Doll: (laugh) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, it tickles! (laughing) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Jack: It's not working!!

Bill: We need to hit him with the caramel first!

Andy: Sorry, dude, but I bet somebody's having a fondue party or something!

Orange & Voodoo Doll: I think you mean fun-due! (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!  Ah-- achoo!

(The feathers flew off)

Orange & Voodoo Doll: Oh, yuck! That was for the birds! (laugh) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Pear: Any luck with the the counter-spell, little buddy?

Midget Apple: Well, according to this, all you have to say is, "Apple Voodoo switch-a-maroo, reverse and undo the voodoo you do!

(Midget Apple grews bigger, Orange turns himself normal, the voodoo apples shrunk, and the voodoo doll turns himself normal)

Pear: Why is everybody exploding?!!

Midget Apple: Wha... did I shrink the kitchen?

Buddy : Whoa! It's Mega Midget Apple!!

Pear: He's right! You're huge!

Midget Apple: I am? I am!! This is the best day, ever!! Uh-oh!

Pear: What's the matter?

Jack & Andy: (groans)

Bill: I just want to say this is not my fault!

Orange: Wow, looks like you guys got downsized! (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Jack & Andy, Bill : (groans)

Orange: What's the matter? Need a "little" help? (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Midget Apple: Aw, come on, Orange. You don't need to "belittle: them. (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Orange: (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Midget Apple: I've been waiting forever to use that one!

Jack: Oh, hey! I've got one! Reverso!!

(Midget Apple shrinks down)

Midget Apple: Awwww. I knew it wouldn't last.

Jack: And now for the rest of us!

Orange: Hey! hey, teeny-weeny apples! Hey!

Jack: No! No more stalling!

Orange: Teeny weeny!

Jack: What?!

Orange: Teeny weeny!


Orange: Popsicle stick!

(Apples grew up normal, and Dane stabs Bill with a Popsicle stick)

Jack, Andy, and Bill: (screaming) Aaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!

Orange: Ah!

(Dane stabs Andy with a Popsicle stick)

Andy: (screaming) Aaaaaaaah!!!!

Pear: Ugh!

(Dane stabs Jack with a Popsicle stick)

Jack: (screaming) Aaaaaaahhh!!!!

Orange: Talk about getting the short end of a stick.

(Apples continue to scream, and Dane grabs Bill)

Bill: Guys, guys! I found the caramel! It's--(muffled as being dipped into the caramel)

(Dane covered Bill with caramel into a candy apple)

Pear: WHOA!!

(Dane takes Jack, and Andy away)

Jack & Andy: (screaming) Aaaaaahhhhh!!!!!!

Orange: AH!! Talk about bite-sized! (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

(Midget Apple blows Bill's blowpipe of tacks at Orange)

Orange: Ow!

Midget Apple: Sorry, just testing it out. (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Orange & Pear: (laugh) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

(End rolls)

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