Orange: (singing to the tune of Jingle Bells) Jingle Bells, Marshmallow smells, Midget Apple is really small. Orange is cool 'cause he rules, and Pear looks like a ball! (Laughs)
(Scene cuts to Midget Apple on a Xerox machine. Marshmallow is sitting next to him.)
Marshmallow: Yay! This is the best holiday party ever!
Midget Apple: No kidding! I just Xeroxed my butt.
Marshmallow: Yay! It looks like a circle!
(They both laugh)
Orange: Hey guys! Wanna hear my song, again? It goes, "Jingle bells, jingle bells..."
Midget Apple: Sorry, Orange. I gotta get this faxed up right away.
Orange: (Rolls his eyes and groans) Hey! Hey, Grandpa Lemon!
(The scene cuts to Grandpa Lemon wearing a Santa hat. He is asleep)
Orange: Hey, Grandpa Lemon! You wanna sing along?
(Grandpa Lemon wakes up)
Grandpa Lemon: Wha—What? Wh-who are you?
Orange: It's me, Grandpa Lemon! You wanna sing a...
(Grandpa Lemon goes back to sleep)
Orange: Stupid party. Where's Pear and Passion? They always love my songs.
The scene then cuts to Pear and Mandy. Mandy giggles.)
Orange: Hey Pear! Hey Passion!
Mandy: So, you're cool with this, right?
Pear: Oh, sure. Yeah. I just..uh...I don't want things to get weird.
Mandy: I think we'll be okay. (She moves up to Pear)
Orange: Hey! What are you guys doing over a--
(Pear turns around and he and Mandy kiss. Orange gasps in shock and whimpers)
Pear: Whoa. All I have got to say is..... Thanks, Mistletoe!
(The camera zooms out, revealing Mistletoe above them)
Mistletoe: Well, ain't no party like a mistletoe party!
(They all laugh)
Orange: (cries) I can't believe it. Pear & Passion?
(Pear and Mandy laugh)
Orange: (Shocked and sad) Well if they're happy... I wish I have never been born!
Mistletoe: Oh, now don't say that, old buddy.
Orange: Leave me alone, floating salad.
Mistletoe: I'm not salad. I'm Mistletoe.
Orange: Your toes are mistles? Is that why you're floating?
Mistletoe: Mistletoe floats, because Mistletoe is MAGIC!
Orange: Whatever, Rocket Socks, just leave me alone.
Mistletoe: Well I would, but you just made a holiday wish, my friend.
Orange: Yeah, I wish you'd go away!
Mistletoe: Oh no, before that. A little something about, not existing?
Orange: You can't make wishes come true. Can you?
Mistletoe: Where do you think the copy machine came from?
Midget Apple: (Laughs) This never gets old!
Marshmallow and Midget Apple: YAY!
Mistletoe: Saddle up, partner!
(Smoke appears in the background)
Orange: Whoa! Who left the oven on?
(The smoke flies Orange and Mistletoe away)
(Orange and Mistletoe appear on the counter)
Mistletoe: Behold! The world you wished for, Orange. A world without you!
Orange: What are you talking about? I’m the only one here!
Mistletoe: Not so fast. Behold!
(The scene cuts to Grandpa Lemon, sleeping)
Orange: I thought this place was different.
Mistletoe: Ahhh, behold!
(Grandpa Lemon is still sleeping. The camera zooms out, revealing Marshmallow next to him)
Marshmallow: I’m so fluffy, I must be made of clouds. Yay!
Mistletoe: It usually takes a second to warm up, one and a two and a behold!
(The scene cuts to Pear talking to a peach)
Pear: (Very nervous) Hey, hi! My name's Pear.
Orange: Hey, what's wrong with Pear?
Mistletoe: Well, in this world, Pear doesn’t have any friends.
Orange: Sure he does. Everyone loves Pear!
Mistletoe: Not this Pear. This Pear doesn’t know how to talk to people. Maybe he needed someone to pull him out of his shell.
Orange: Pear has a shell?
Mistletoe: It's a figure of speech.
Orange: Like a turtle?
Mistletoe: No, it's not a real shell.
Orange: Like a pistachio?
Mistletoe: No, it's... Behold!
(The scene cuts to Passion Fruit with Midget Apple)
Midget Apple: It's just seems natural.
Passion: I don’t think it's a good idea for you to move it.
Midget Apple: But, what, we already live in the same kitchen.
Passion: Yeah, about that.
Orange: Whoa, Midget Apple is dating Passion Fruit?
Mistletoe: Yes, only because he never meet someone special, because he never existed. Hint, hint.
Midget Apple: Is this because what happened to Grapefruit? Look, I didn’t mean to hurt him, I just lost control.
(The scene cuts to a badly bruised Grapefruit, talking to a strawberry)
Grapefruit: They were like twelve of them, they were like these huge watermelons with machine guns, yeah, I took Five of them out before the other Seven did the drop on me.
Strawberry: Well, I heard it was just Midget Apple!
Grapefruit: That’s Little Apple to you, there!
Passion: No. It's just that I need my own space!
Midget Apple: Huh?
Mistletoe: Looks like Passion’s got her self a little problem! Get it? Little? Huh? HUH?
Orange: Wow, I guess I never realized how important I was to everybody.
Orange: Okay, that's getting a little old!
(Daneboe puts a mug between Marshmallow and Grandpa Lemon)
Orange: Hey, what’s that sitting next to Marshmallow?
Mistletoe: Just a little hot cocoa, I wouldn’t worry about.. BEHOLD!
(Daneboe picks up Marshmallow)
Marshmallow: Weeee, I’m must be made of clouds!
Orange: Oh, no! Not Marshmallow!
(Daneboe drops Marshmallow in the mug)
Mistletoe: (Voice changing into an Irish accent) Oh! Way to Cocoa! Eh, laddie?
Orange: Laddie? I'm not a laddie.
Orange: And you're not Rocket Socks.
(Mistletoe transforms into Liam the Leprechaun. It was him in disguise the whole time.)
Liam: I can’t believe you fell for that one! Seriously, someone green shows up and starts granting wishes, come on Orange!
Orange: You're an apple!
Liam: No! You're an apple! For not inviting me to your party!
Orange: Well your an apple because... Wait, you did all this because we didn’t invite you to our party?
Liam: Look at it here, Orange. Nobody likes to be alone. Especially for the holidays!
Orange: You want to call it even?
Liam: Just for the holidays, and I still get to come to your party right?
( Liam and Orange go back to the kitchen. Everything is normal)
Orange: Whoa! Marshmallow. You're alright!
Marshmallow: I’m better than alright! I’m delicious!
Orange: Hey, Pear! You're not a dork anymore!
Pear: Ah, thanks, Orange!
Orange: Passion, you're not kissing Pear!
Passion: What? Me and Pear? Ewwww! That was my sister, Mandy, kissing Pear.
(The camera zooms out revealing Mandy next to her. She and Passion both look alike, exceot Mandy has a yellow bow on her head and Passion doesn't.)
Orange: Oh, really.
Orange: And you're not dating Midget Apple?
Mandy: Midget Apple's, single?
Midget Apple: And how!
Passion: Orange, you seem different! What’s going on?
(Happy music starts playing in background)
Orange: I guess I just really happy to have you guys in my life, even Grandpa Lemon. And I just like to say that......wait!
(Daneboe places a mug between Marshmallow and Grandpa Lemon and dramatic music starts playing)
Orange: Is that cocoa?
Marshmallow: Hey! Wake up, Grandpa Lemon! It's chocolate time! Yay!
(Daneboe picks up Marshmallow)
Marshmallow: Yay!(Daneboe drops him)
Passion Fruit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Midget Apple: WAAAAAAAAAOOOOOH!!!
(Marshmallow falls into the cup of hot chocolate, presumably dying)
Orange: Not death by chocolate!
Midget Apple: (sadly) N-No, that little fluffy guy was my best friend!
Midget Apple: (crying) Oh, no!
Marshmallow: (Pops up and is floating in the cocoa) Yay! It feels like a hot tub full of love! (Giggles)
(A camera flash is shown and a picture with Orange, Pear, Passion, Grapefruit, Liam, Grandpa Lemon, Midget Apple, and Marshmallow is shown on a card reading "Happy Holidays!" An orange background is shown with Orange asking the Fruity Question of the Day: "What do you want for Christmas?")