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Orange: (singing to the tune of Jingle Bells) Jingle Bells, Marshmallow smells, Midget Apple is really small. Orange is cool 'cause he rules, and Pear looks like a ball! (Laughs)

(Scene cuts to Midget Apple on a Xerox machine. Marshmallow is sitting next to him.)

Marshmallow: Yay! This is the best holiday party ever!

Midget Apple: No kidding! I just Xeroxed my butt.

Marshmallow: Yay! It looks like a circle!

(They both laugh)

Orange: Hey guys! Wanna hear my song, again? It goes, "Jingle bells, jingle bells..."

Midget Apple: Sorry, Orange. I gotta get this faxed up right away.

Orange: (Rolls his eyes and groans) Hey! Hey, Grandpa Lemon!

(The scene cuts to Grandpa Lemon wearing a Santa hat. He is asleep)

Orange: Hey, Grandpa Lemon! You wanna sing along?

(Grandpa Lemon wakes up)

Grandpa Lemon: Wha—What? Wh-who are you?

Orange: It's me, Grandpa Lemon! You wanna sing a...

(Grandpa Lemon goes back to sleep)

Orange: Stupid party. Where's Pear and Passion? They always love my songs.

The scene then cuts to Pear and Mandy. Mandy giggles.)

Orange: Hey Pear! Hey Passion!

Mandy: So, you're cool with this, right?

Pear: Oh, sure. Yeah. I just..uh...I don't want things to get weird.

Mandy: I think we'll be okay. (She moves up to Pear)

Orange: Hey! What are you guys doing over a--

(Pear turns around and he and Mandy kiss. Orange gasps in shock and whimpers)

Pear: Whoa. All I have got to say is..... Thanks, Mistletoe!

(The camera zooms out, revealing Mistletoe above them)

Mistletoe: Well, ain't no party like a mistletoe party!

(They all laugh)

Orange: (cries) I can't believe it. Pear & Passion?

(Pear and Mandy laugh)

Orange: (Shocked and sad) Well if they're happy... I wish I have never been born!

Mistletoe: Oh, now don't say that, old buddy.

Orange: Leave me alone, floating salad.

Mistletoe: I'm not salad. I'm Mistletoe.

Orange: Your toes are mistles? Is that why you're floating?

Mistletoe: Mistletoe floats, because Mistletoe is MAGIC!

Orange: Whatever, Rocket Socks, just leave me alone.

Mistletoe: Well I would, but you just made a holiday wish, my friend.

Orange: Yeah, I wish you'd go away!

Mistletoe: Oh no, before that. A little something about, not existing?

Orange: You can't make wishes come true. Can you?

Mistletoe: Where do you think the copy machine came from?

Midget Apple: (Laughs) This never gets old!

Marshmallow and Midget Apple: YAY!

Marshmallow: (Giggles)

Mistletoe: Saddle up, partner!

(Smoke appears in the background)

Orange: Whoa! Who left the oven on?

(The smoke flies Orange and Mistletoe away)

Orange:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Orange and Mistletoe appear on the counter)

Orange: Whoa!

Mistletoe: Behold! The world you wished for, Orange. A world without you!

Orange: What are you talking about? I’m the only one here!

Mistletoe: Not so fast. Behold!

(The scene cuts to Grandpa Lemon, sleeping)

Orange: I thought this place was different.

Mistletoe: Ahhh, behold!

(Grandpa Lemon is still sleeping. The camera zooms out, revealing Marshmallow next to him)

Marshmallow: I’m so fluffy, I must be made of clouds. Yay!

Mistletoe: It usually takes a second to warm up, one and a two and a behold!

(The scene cuts to Pear talking to a peach)

Pear: (Very nervous) Hey, hi! My name's Pear.

Orange: Hey, what's wrong with Pear?

Mistletoe: Well, in this world, Pear doesn’t have any friends.

Orange: Sure he does. Everyone loves Pear!

Mistletoe: Not this Pear. This Pear doesn’t know how to talk to people. Maybe he needed someone to pull him out of his shell.

Orange: Pear has a shell?

Mistletoe: It's a figure of speech.

Orange: Like a turtle?

Mistletoe: No, it's not a real shell.

Orange: Like a pistachio?

Mistletoe: No, it's... Behold!

(The scene cuts to Passion Fruit with Midget Apple)

Midget Apple: It's just seems natural.

Passion: I don’t think it's a good idea for you to move it.

Midget Apple: But, what, we already live in the same kitchen.

Passion: Yeah, about that.

Orange: Whoa, Midget Apple is dating Passion Fruit?

Mistletoe: Yes, only because he never meet someone special, because he never existed. Hint, hint.

Midget Apple: Is this because what happened to Grapefruit? Look, I didn’t mean to hurt him, I just lost control.

(The scene cuts to a badly bruised Grapefruit, talking to a strawberry)

Grapefruit: They were like twelve of them, they were like these huge watermelons with machine guns, yeah, I took Five of them out before the other Seven did the drop on me.

Strawberry: Well, I heard it was just Midget Apple!

Grapefruit: That’s Little Apple to you, there!

Passion: No. It's just that I need my own space!

Midget Apple: Huh?

Mistletoe: Looks like Passion’s got her self a little problem! Get it? Little? Huh? HUH?

Orange: Wow, I guess I never realized how important I was to everybody.

Mistletoe: Behold!

Orange: Okay, that's getting a little old!

(Daneboe puts a mug between Marshmallow and Grandpa Lemon)

Orange: Hey, what’s that sitting next to Marshmallow?

Mistletoe: Just a little hot cocoa, I wouldn’t worry about.. BEHOLD!

(Daneboe picks up Marshmallow)

Marshmallow: Weeee, I’m must be made of clouds!

Orange: Oh, no! Not Marshmallow!

Marshmallow: Whoa...

(Daneboe drops Marshmallow in the mug)

Orange: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mistletoe: (Voice changing into an Irish accent) Oh! Way to Cocoa! Eh, laddie?

Orange: Laddie? I'm not a laddie.

Mistletoe: Uh-oh.

Orange: And you're not Rocket Socks.

(Mistletoe transforms into Liam the Leprechaun. It was him in disguise the whole time.)

Liam: I can’t believe you fell for that one! Seriously, someone green shows up and starts granting wishes, come on Orange!

Orange: You're an apple!

Liam: No! You're an apple! For not inviting me to your party!

Orange: Well your an apple because... Wait, you did all this because we didn’t invite you to our party?

Liam: Look at it here, Orange. Nobody likes to be alone. Especially for the holidays!

Orange: Oh.

Liam: So.

Orange: You want to call it even?

Liam: Just for the holidays, and I still get to come to your party right?

Orange: Deal.

Liam: Excellent!

( Liam and Orange go back to the kitchen. Everything is normal)

Orange: Whoa! Marshmallow. You're alright!

Marshmallow: I’m better than alright! I’m delicious!

Orange: Hey, Pear! You're not a dork anymore!

Pear: Ah, thanks, Orange!

Orange: Passion, you're not kissing Pear!

Passion: What? Me and Pear? Ewwww! That was my sister, Mandy, kissing Pear.

(The camera zooms out revealing Mandy next to her. She and Passion both look alike, exceot Mandy has a yellow bow on her head and Passion doesn't.)

Mandy: Hello.

Orange: Oh, really.

Mandy: Yeah.

Orange: And you're not dating Midget Apple?

Mandy: Midget Apple's, single?

Midget Apple: And how!

Passion: Orange, you seem different! What’s going on?

(Happy music starts playing in background)

Orange: I guess I just really happy to have you guys in my life, even Grandpa Lemon. And I just like to say that......wait!

(Daneboe places a mug between Marshmallow and Grandpa Lemon and dramatic music starts playing)

Orange: Is that cocoa?

Marshmallow: Hey! Wake up, Grandpa Lemon! It's chocolate time! Yay!

Orange: NOOOOOOOOO!

(Daneboe picks up Marshmallow)

Marshmallow: Yay!(Daneboe drops him)

Passion Fruit: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pear: AAAAAOOOOOOO!!!!

Midget Apple: WAAAAAAAAAOOOOOH!!!

Marshmallow: Whoa!!!!!!!!!

(Marshmallow falls into the cup of hot chocolate, presumably dying)

Orange: Not death by chocolate!

Midget Apple: (sadly) N-No, that little fluffy guy was my best friend!

Midget Apple: (crying) Oh, no!

Marshmallow: (Pops up and is floating in the cocoa) Yay! It feels like a hot tub full of love! (Giggles)



(Everyone laughs)

(A camera flash is shown and a picture with Orange, Pear, Passion, Grapefruit, Liam, Grandpa Lemon, Midget Apple, and Marshmallow is shown on a card reading "Happy Holidays!" An orange background is shown with Orange asking the Fruity Question of the Day: "What do you want for Christmas?")

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