Orange: Hey! Hey, Baby Carrot! Hey, Baby Carrot!
Baby Carrot: WHAT!?!?
Orange: I'm really glad you could "stick around"! (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Baby Carrot: (groans) Enough! Enough!
Orange: What? Does baby need a bottle? (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Baby Carrot: Just shut up! Shut up already! You've been talking for hours!
Orange: (yawns) Yeah, I am getting kinda sleepy.
Zoom: (announcer yell) HEYYYYYY! (Zoom is slammed down onto the counter) Looks like you could use some Zooooooooooom!!!!
Zoom: With Zoom, you don't have to count sheep! You can ride them at the speed of sound!
Orange: Hey! Can it buddy, it's time for bed! (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Zoom: Just one sip gives you a full night's rest in just 30 seconds! Whoo-hoo!
Orange: Yeah? Well I bet you can't do this! Nya-nya-nya-nya...
Zoom: Zoom can do! (babbles tongue rapidly)
Zoom: Woo-hoo! Did you know that Zoom is also an alternative energy source?
Orange: Did you know that I can do this? (spits out seed which hits ZOOM, leaving a dent)
Zoom: Careful, Zoom is under tremendous pressure!
Orange: What's the matter? I thought you were alumi-numb. (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Zoom: Zoom. Can't. Hold it. Any. Longer! (A hole appears. Juice blasts out from the hole, getting into Orange's mouth)
Zoom: Watch out! This is exttrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmme!
Orange: I don't want your backwash! (flow stops) Ugghh!
Zoom: Zoom is... feeling... drained.
Pear: Yuck! This place smells like cough syrup!
Orange: It's not cough syrup! It's... It's...ZZZZZOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!
Pear: Are you OK?
Orange: Hey! Hey Zoom! I thought you were a can, but now you look like a can't! (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Zoom: Zoom...is down.
Orange: What's the matter? Feeling drained? (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Pear: OK, what's going on here?
Orange: Hey! Hey Pear! Can you do this?! (babbles tongue rapidly)
Pear: What the?
Baby Carrot: (groans) Quiet!
Pear: What are you doing?!
Orange: Hey! Hey, look! I'm a motorboat! (babbles lips to sound like motorboat)
Baby Carrot: Oh, make it stop!
Pear: What's going on?
Orange: (laughs energetically)
Baby Carrot: Why won't anybody shut up?!
Orange: Whoa! I just realized I can do this! (rolls tongue rapidly)
(Orange still continues)
Orange: Hey, hey, who said that?! I didn't say anything! Did you say it, Pear?! I didn't say anything.
Pear: Orange, you gotta slow down!
Orange: Slow down?! No way! I feel great! I'm gonna get so much done! I wanna paint the house, do you wanna paint the house, Pear?!? Let's paint the house!
Baby Carrot: OH MY GOD! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!
Orange: Hey, hey Carrot! You should eat something! About some babyback 'babyback 'babyback 'babyback 'babyback (continues)
Baby Carrot: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pear: OK, OK, OK! Just, it's OK, little guy. Just don't worry. I'm sure this will wear off any second now.
Orange: babyback 'babyback 'babyback 'babyback ribs! (laughs) Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
(10 hours later)
(Orange is rolling his tongue rapidly. Pear frowns.)
Baby Carrot: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Orange falls over asleep)
Baby Carrot: (pants) Is he finally... you know-
Pear: Yeah, phew, I think it's finally over.
Baby Carrot: Thank goodness, for a second I thought I was going to get annoyed to death.
Orange: (waking up) Whoa...hey...hey, Baby Carrot.
Baby Carrot: Yeah?
Orange: Bunny rabbit!
(Bunny Rabbit appears and begins to eat Baby Carrot)
Baby Carrot: AAAAAAHHHH!!!
(ending card rolls in)
Zoom: Zoom...feels...empty inside.