Orange: (As Dane Boedigheimer carries him out of the cooler and puts him on a picnic table) Hey, get me out of here! Whoa! Watch it, Mr. Grabbypants! I don't like being carried around like that. Geez.

(Football gets placed on a stand)

Football: Whoa! Whoa.

Orange: Whoa!

Football: Hi there!

Orange: What the heck are you?

Football: Me? I'm a football.

Orange: You're a ball made of feet?

Football: No, no, no. Foot-ball. Get it? Not made of feet!

(Soccer Ball is kicked onto the field)

Soccer Ball: Whoa!

Orange: Whoa! It's a melon!

Soccer Ball: I'm not a melon. I'm a football!

Football: Oh, no you're not! Not in America, buddy!

(Soccer Ball yells as he gets kicked away)

Football: Freakin' tourists!

Orange: Is Melon made of feet, too?

Football: No! Nobody's made of feet! Boy, what's wrong with you?

Orange: I'm an orange!

Football: Yeah. News flash. Thanks.

Orange: Your face is full of laces. Somebody didn't take their shoes off! (Laughs)

Football: Hey! Do you even know what a football is?

Orange: Yeah, it's a ball made of feet.

Football: No! Football is a game that picks two worthy opponents against each other in an arena made of violence and grace. It's the only true...

Orange: Bo-ring!

Football: What?

Orange: You look like a mutated lemon! You're a lemonhead! (Laughs)

Football: Yo, That's not even funny! I'm shaped like this so it's easier to throw me!

Orange: Wait. Throw you? With their hands?

Football: Yeah.

Orange: So why are you called a football then? You should be called a handball!

Football: (Scoffs) No.

Orange: You're a handball!

Football: That's not my name.

Orange: Hey! Hey, Handball!

Football: It's Football!

Orange: Hey, Handball! Do you have any money?

Football: No.

Orange: 'Cause I want my "quarterback!" (Laughs)

Football: All right. This is getting a little too-

Orange: Your name is Handball Lemonhead! (laughs)

Football: That's not my name!

Orange: Hey! Hey, Handball! Can you blow bubbles with your spit?

Football: No.

Orange: Like this. Watch! (Attempts to blow bubbles with his spit)

Football: That's disgusting.

Orange: (Continues to blow bubbles with his spit) Try it! (Continues)

Football: No.

Orange: (Continues) You're not trying! (Continues)

Football: Yeah! And I'm not going to!

Orange: (Continues)

Football: Stop that!

Orange: (Continues) You'll love it! (Continues)

Football: No, I'm pretty sure I won't love it!

Orange: (Continues) It's fun! (Stops)

Football: NO! What's going on here? I'm the star of the Super Bowl and this is how I get treated? Being berated by a talking orange?

Orange: Super Bowl? Is that for a really big salad? (Laughs)

Football: No! It's not for a really big salad! Are you actually that slow?

Orange: Hey! Hey, Handball!

Football: WHAT!?

Orange: Foot!

Football: What? (A football player runs up and kicks him)

Orange: Whoa!

(Football screams as he sails through the air)

Orange: Hey Handball, can I have your seat?!

(Football hits the touchdown pole)

Orange: (Sighs) Oh, well.

(Soccer Ball rolls up next to him)

Soccer Ball: Whoa! I tell you, I'm a bloody football, not him!

Orange: Yeah, right. Handball told me that you weren't made of feet. Stupid melon.

Fruity Question of the Day

How many apples can you fit in your mouth at one time?


Created By DaneBoe

Written By Spencer Grove


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