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Marshmallow: (laughs) Rain makes my nose tickle! (laughing)

Orange: What are you talking about? You don't have a nose. (laughing)

Marshmallow: (laughing)

Orange: Whoa! The rain is stopping.

Marshmallow: (gasps) Look, Orange! It's a rainbow! Yay!

Orange: Whoa! It is a rainbow! Hey! Hey Charlie! Hey, Charlie, hey!

Marshmallow: You're not gonna see the rainbow! Charlie!

Orange: Hey! Hey Charlie, wake up! It's a rainbow!

Marshmallow: Charlie! We have gotta go see the rainbow!

(Charlie wakes up)

Charlie: God, you guys. This had better be pretty freakin' important. Is the kitchen on fire, again?

Marshmallow: We have to go see the rainbow! Charlie!

Orange: Yeah! We have to go get the pot of gold! Come on! The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow! Let's go!

Charlie: Pot of gold. Sure. I'm going back to sleep now.

Marshmallow: No! (jumping on top of Charlie's back) Charlie! You have to get up and take us to the rainbow!

Charlie: Please stop jumping on me.

Orange: Yeah! I want my pot of gold, Charlie! Let's go! Hurry!

Marshmallow: I love rainbows, and puppies, and kittens, and flowers, and rainbows, and clouds, and bunnies, and rainbows!

Charlie: All right. Fine! I'll go with you to see the rainbow!

(Charlie is seen walking through the forest with Orange and Marshmallow on his back.)

Orange: No, you're doing it wrong, Marshmallow. It's like this! (babbling)

Marshmallow: Oh, okay! (joins Orange's babbling)

Charlie: Oh, God, would you guys knock it off already?

Charlie: Geez, why don't you stop horning in? (laughing)

Marshmallow: (laughs with Orange)

Charlie: (groans)

Orange: Hey, hey Charlie!

Charlie: What?

Orange: Hey, Charlie, hey!

Charlie: What?!

Orange: What are you gonna buy with your share of the gold? I'm gonna buy a pot of gold.

Charlie: You guys do realize that there actually isn't a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, right?

Marshmallow: I'm gonna buy more rainbows! (laughing)

Charlie: You can't buy a friggin' rainbow!

Marshmallow: Then I'll buy a rainbow machine that'll make millions of rainbows! Yay!

Orange: (in unison with Marshmallow) Yay!

(Pear and Midget Apple appear in front of Charlie with a bunch of suitcases, and Charlie stops walking.)

Charlie: Oh God, wait. Who is that?

Marshmallow: It's Pear and Midget Apple!

Orange: Come on, guys! We're gonna go get the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!

All except Charlie: Yay!

Orange: Charlie is giving us a ride. Hop on!

Marshmallow: Yay for Charlie!

Charlie: Oh, no. I am not carrying all you guys and those suitcases!

Midget Apple: But they’re important, Charlie.

Pear: Yeah, they’re important, Charlie.

Marshmallow: Oh, come on, Charlie!

(All fruits saying Charlie repeatedly)

Charlie: Okay! I'll carry the stupid suitcases too!

(Orange, Marshmallow, Pear, Midget Apple, and Charlie are seen on the bridge)

All fruits: (babbling) Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah (Pear rolls tongue like in Annoying Pear)

Charlie: God, would you guys shut up?!

(fruits laugh)

Charlie: These suitcases are freakin' heavy! And this isn't very sturdy. We shouldn't be on it.

Orange: Oh, come on! Stop horsing around and just go, Charlie!

(fruits laugh) (bridge cracks)

Charlie: Uh...seriously guys, this bridge is starting to break. We need to get rid of those friggin' suitcases.

Midget Apple: Wait, we can't do that, Charlie.

Orange: Yeah, Charlie, we can't.

Charlie: Why? What's inside 'em?

Midget Apple: Parachutes.

Charlie: What?

(bridge falls apart and Midget Apple screams)

Charlie: (crack, impacts ground) OWWW! Ohh.. oh.... ow...my friggin' leg!

(The fruits land safely using the parachutes.)

Marshmallow: (gasps) It's not just a rainbow! It's a double rainbow! Yayyy!

Orange: And a double pot of gold!

Midget Apple: What does it mean?

(Liam the Leprechaun appears)

Liam: I'll tell you what it means. It means those pots of gold are mine! (laughs sinisterly)

(all constantly comment on double rainbow)

Charlie: You guys just shut up! I swear, I didn't even want to come here! Now I got a freakin' broken leg thanks to you fruit baskets. Just SHUT UP!

(moment of silence)

Orange: Hey, hey Charlie!

Charlie: What?!

Orange: Knife!

(Knife cuts into Charlie's chest)

Charlie: Oh, God! Right in the other kidney!

(credits roll)

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