|Played by||Dane Boedigheimer|
|First Appearance||Kitchen Intruder|
The Cucumber Police were minor characters who only appeared in Kitchen Intruder. They were seen examining the crime scene of the murder of a kiwi and three limes.
- They did not appear in the full Kitchen Intruder song, probably due to their silence.
- They are the 30th Cucumbers In the series.
- The Are The First Police Of An Vegetable.