|Gender||Males (and females but at the police station)|
|Played by||Dane Boedigheimer|
|First Appearance||Kitchen Intruder|
The Cucumber Police were minor characters who only appeared in Kitchen Intruder as guards to the crime scene.
The police were two cucumbers with black police caps. They looked over the gruesome remains of three limes and a kiwi and both show sad expressions. They played the roles of police examining a crime scene. It is unknown if they are friends or relatives of Cucumber.
- They did not appear in the full Kitchen Intruder song, probably due to their silence.
- They are one of the very few silent characters in the series.
- They are the second and third cucumbers in the series.