|Played by||Chad Sahley|
|Death||Crushed by Dane Boedigheimer's thumb revealing a ticket with KNIFE writed on|
|First Appearance||Fortune Cookie|
Fortune Cookie appeared when Egg Roll was taken away and consumed, and Orange was confused as to what food he was. Orange eventually learned he was a fortune cookie, and immediately started trying to see if he could predict the future, much to Fortune Cookie's annoyance. Fortune Cookie was eventually killed by a thumb, leaving behind a fortune warning of Misfortune Apple's doom that was eluded when Miss Fortune Cookie's prediction failed. ("So you're gonna get cut in half...")
- "Where he has gone, no fruit may follow."
- "Fortune, like, fortune teller."
- "Miss Fortune Cookie? Who's Miss Fortune Cookie?"
- "Oh, that's a fortune."
- "Thumb? Huh. But that doesn't make any sense,"
- "Weird. Maybe it was just a dud,"
- (growls) "Seriously, I don't wanna hear another peep out of you, OK?"
- Fortune Cookie is the first fortune cookie to appear, shortly followed up by a female fortune cookie.
- His fortune reads "KNIFE."
- He said in the episode that he couldn't always tell the direct future, however, Miss Fortune Cookie was able to, as the misfortune gang's deaths happened right after she finished telling the misfortunes.
- He is the fifth character to die in the episode.
- Dane made the fortune inside.