|Played by||Wheezy Waiter|
|Death||Four eaten by Dane Boedigheimer, leader devoured by Caterpillar|
|First Appearance||Mystery of the Mustachios|
The five Mustachios were characters who appeared in Mystery of the Mustachios. They are actually pistachios wearing mustaches because they did not want to get eaten. However, the plan failed when the mustaches started falling off. Four of the "Mustachios" were eaten by Dane Boedigheimer, and the leader was devoured by a caterpillar (or a "pistachio-eating caterpillar"). They are the second nuts in the series.
One of them is known as Barry, as seen in the episode.
The Mustachios now appear in episodes for people to find known as Hidden Mustachios.
They are in both order of their deaths and placement:
Barry: The pistachio with a white mustache and the one on the far left. His mustache became slanted because he had allergies. Because of this, his shell was ripped off, leaving him "naked". He spoke the second most lines, behind the leader.
Sombrero Mustachio: The pistachio on Barry's right. He had a straight brown mustache and insisted that they should have donned sombreros instead.
Middle Mustachio: The one in the middle. He had a dark blonde mustache.
Semi-Far Right Mustachio: Right to middle. He had a dark mustache and the deepest voice.
Leader Mustachio: Far right. Had a black-grey mustache and was the leader. In the end, his mustache stayed on, but still he was eaten by the Pistachio Eating Caterpillar. He spoke the most of all.
- "It feels lobsided."
- "Dude, that's not even a real thing."
- "And that's a totally different thing."
- "It's getting hot in here. (sniffs) I kinda getting a sniffles here. (sniffs)"
- "It's okay, guys. It's just allergies."
- What? What is it?
- "Glue it back on! Glue it back on! Somebody!"
- "Oh my god, I'm naked! I'm naked!"
- "Don't let me get eaten!"
- "It's so itchy!"
- "See? I told you we should've gone with sombreros!"
- "I told you we should have gone with somberos!"
- "These aren't caterpillars, dude. They are mustaches."
- "Yeah. Pistachios are like delicious."
- "Are you trying to get us killed?!?"
- "I know, I know,"
Semi-Far Right Mustachio
- "What do you wanna do?"
- "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Take it down, buddy! Everything's cool."
- "And we're not."
- "Shut up, Barry!"
- "Ah! Barry!"
- "Dude, he's talkin' to us!"
- "You don't say anything."
- "It's not pistachios, okay?"
- "Look, for the last time, we're not pistachios!"
- "That's right. Cause we're mustachios."
- "Hey, hey, hey. Look, buddy. If we were tasty pistachios, our flavor would have given us away."
- "Of course not. Cause we're not pistachios."
- "Yup, and we're mustachios. End of story! You guys have a great day. We better get going now."
- "How hard is it to wear mustache?"
- "Oh jeez, Barry! I should've left you in the bag."
- "Yeah, well I guess that's just the price to pay for being so darn wonderful. Everybody wants to be pieceot. Theres danger looking everywhere! One minute, everything's cool, and then suddenly theres a giant amberishing not to crush you! Who knows next time it could be uhhh...........uhh........"
- "Hehehe. Yeah, good one, Orange."
- "(explains in terror) No!"
- "It's mustachio."