|Played by||Jack Vale|
|Death||Squashed by Sasquatch|
|First Appearance||Mystery of the Sasquatch|
Sassy Squash was the main antagonist of the episode Mystery of the Sasquatch. He was first discovered by Orange and Pear who were on their nature walk. They bumped into Sassy Squash, who was basically a solicitor who sold Sasquatch merchandise. After he was finished showing Orange and Pear all of his for-sale trinkets (like his sasquatch mask and sasquatch-spotting flashlight), Orange decided to buy a sasquatch caller. This resulted in the sasquatch squashing Sassy Squash and causing him to stomp around when Orange continued using the sasquatch caller.