|Played by||Dane Boedigheimer|
|First Appearance||Ask Orange|
Squash first appeared in Ask Orange 1 then killed Pedobear by accident. He reappeared in Ask Orange #2: Toast Busters! where he landed beside Pear and killed Peanut. He then reappeared in Ask Orange #3: A-TOY-ING ORANGE! killing zombies from the game Plants vs. Zombies. This may be because Squash squashes zombies in the game Plants vs Zombies. Squash was the first squash at the show and he was never seen in non-Ask Orange episodes until The Leprechaun Trap. Then he appeared in Annoying Orange: Wazzoom! and as a main character in Annoying Orange: U Can't Squash This. An airbag hits Squash in the face in Annoying Orange: OMG.
- He doesn't like killing foods making him say "Ewwww, gross!"
- It seems Squash is the counterpart of the Knife character for smaller foods, and because they both don't wanna kill people, they just do.
- He often appears randomly usually on "Ask Orange" videos (except Ask Orange 6) and he is dropped mostly randomly. However, so far, he has last appeared in Buddy Cops 2: Stachehouse. It is unknown if he will appear in another episode.
- It has been noted on the Plants vs Zombies parody video that Squash is allergic to grass
- "Ewwww, gross!"
- "Not again!"
- "Ahhhh.... that's scary."
- "Ewwww, gross! Zombie guts!"
- "Oh, I love my Leprechaun Trap. It's great for the house, great for the office. Heck, I even got one for my car."
- "Ewww, crumb-bum!"
- "Ewww, not crumb-bum again!"
- "But I don't wanna squash anybody!"
- "I'm sorry."
- "I actually like you!"
- "What's happening!?!?"
- "I like Smosh too!"
- "EWWWW! That's scary!!!!"
- But I'm allergic to grass!