(The episode opens with the title card.)

Orange (offscreen): Hey, Apple! Apple, hey!

(The screen cuts to Orange.)

Orange: Hey! Hey, Apple!

(The screen cuts to an apple.)

Orange (offscreen): Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple!

(back to Orange)

Orange: Hey, Apple! Apple, hey!

(back to Apple)

Orange (offscreen): Hey, Apple!

Apple: What? What? What is it?!

(to Orange)

Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say Apple again? (laughs)

(to Apple)

Apple: Yeah, yeah, that joke was funny the first 400 times you said it.

(to Orange)

Orange:Hey, Apple!

(to Apple)

Apple: What?

(to Orange)

Orange: You look fruity. (laughs)

(to Apple)

Apple: Yeah, that was hilarious.

(to orange)

Orange: Hey! Hey, Apple!

(to Apple)

Apple: What?!

(to Orange)

Orange: Can you do ten push-ups in ten seconds?

(to Apple)

Apple: What kind of question is that? I don't even have arms. How am I gonna do one push-up?

(to Orange)

Orange: Hey!

(to Apple)

Apple: What?

(to Orange)

Orange: Hey, Apple!

(to Apple)

Apple: What?!

(to Orange)

Orange: Can you do this? (Makes his tongue noise)

(to Apple)

Orange (offscreen): Nun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun!

Apple: No!

(to Orange)

Orange: (babbles, then stops) Try it! (starts babbling again)

(to Apple)

Orange (offscreen): (Continues his tongue noise)

Apple: No! Stop it!

(to Orange)

Orange: Nun-nun-nun-nun-nun-nun!

(to Apple)

Orange (offscreen): Bla-bla-bla-bla-bla-bla!

Apple: Okay, you've made your point. Stop it.

(to Orange)

Orange: Blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu-blu!

(to Apple)

Orange (offscreen): Blblblblbl--

Apple: Would you please be quiet?!

(to Orange)

(Orange stops babbling)

Apple (offscreen): For crying out loud, would you-

(to Apple)

Apple: -stop yammering for longer than three seconds?!

(to Orange)

Apple (offscreen): I can't even hear myself think!

(to Apple)

Apple: Ah!! (pants)

Apple (offscreen): (continues panting)

Apple: (continues panting)

Orange: Hey, Apple!

Apple: WHAT?

Orange: Knife!

(Cut to a wide shot of Apple. A knife can be seen over Apple.)

Apple: Huh?!

(The knife comes down and chops Apple.)

Apple: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

(to Orange)

Apple (offscreen): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

Orange: Ew! Oh!

(Cut to Apple. Apple gets chopped again.)

Apple: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Orange (offscreen): I-I warned you!

(to Orange)

Apple (offscreen):AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Orange: Ow! Oh, that looks like it hurts!

(Cuts to Apple. His sliced remains are being taken away.)

Apple: NOOO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(to Orange)

Orange: Tried to warn him. Hmm. (sighs)

(After a few seconds, the camera zooms out to show Pear next to Orange.)

Orange: Hey, Pear!

Pear: Oh god!

(The screen goes black with a text on the screen reading "Created by Daneboe, @ Gagfilms.com 2009") in the Daneboe version of this video.)