The video starts with a text that says "The Annoying Orange"
- Orange: Hey,Apple! Apple! Hey! Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Apple! Hey! Hey, Apple!
- Apple: What? What? What is it?
- Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say Apple again?[laughs]
- Apple: Yeah, that joke was funny the first 400 times you said it.
- Orange: Hey Apple!
- Apple: What?
- Orange: You look fruity.[laughs]
- Apple: Yeah, that was hilarious.
- Orange: Hey! Hey Apple!
- Apple: What?
- Orange: Can you do ten push-ups in ten seconds?
- Apple: What kind of question is that? I don't even have arms. How am I gonna do one push-up?
- Orange: Hey!
- Apple: What?
- Orange: Hey, Apple!
- Apple: What?
- Orange: Can you do this? (babbles)
- Apple: No!
- Orange: Try it!
- Apple: No. Stop it.
- Orange: [continues to babble)
- Apple: Okay, you've made your point. Stop it.
- Orange: (flutters lips)
- Apple: Would you please be quiet?! For crying out loud, would you stop yammering for longer than three seconds? I can't even hear myself think! Ah! [panting]
- Orange: Hey, Apple!
- Apple: What?!
- Orange: Knife.
- Apple: Huh? [screaming]
- Orange: Ew! Oh! I warned you. Ow! Oh, that looks like it hurts.
- [Apple screaming]
- Orange: Tried to warn him. Hmm. [sighs] Hey, Pear!
- Pear: Oh, God.
video ends with a text on the screen reading "Created by Daneboe, @ Gagfilms.com 2009"