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JKaffekimbo

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2,369 Edits since joining this wiki
January 24, 2011
  • My occupation is Administrator on Annoying Orange Wiki
  • I am Male

Jimbo Kaffekimbo, the last Admin nominated with a poll

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Luckipassion Hey, users! I am an admin! If you need help feel free to contact me on my talk page!

Hello, I am JKaffekimbo and this is my profile. I hope it will be interesting reading what I wrote and viewing the images I added.

Contents

About me

Jimbo Kaffekimbo

Blugoldendeliscius

Gender

Male

Played by

Myself

Death

none

First Appearance

Edited Midget Apple


I'm a fan of Orange and I like editing pages on the Annoying Orange Wiki to make it grow. I also want to stop vandals but I don't know nobody that I can stop to demonstrate that I REALLY want to make this wiki grow. The images in the infobox are the image of a peach and of a Golden Delicious apple with the addition of a smiling face that I made on Paint. I also edit pages every day to obtain Wiki Love Track badges and advance the leaderboard. I also like jokes, so, if you know some funny and not rude jokes you can write them on my blog post Jokes. In my blog post you can also find ideas for funny Annoying Orange episodes like Annoying Orange and the Curse of the Apple Pie and ideas for characters like Cursed Apple Pie.

Crazy things

Here are some crazy things I like:

1 The number one is an animation of a rotating Hypercube (Tesseract). Tesseracts are 4-Dimensional cubes. For other images go to my gallery.
Terassectr
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JKaffekimboAdded by JKaffekimbo

My Episodic Extravaganza entry

"JKaffekimbo"
Episode {{{Episode}}}
Characters: Orange, Golden Delicious, Cherry, Red Bull, Voice, Dane Boedigheimer, Jigsaw (Mentioned only)
Episode Reference: Episodic Extravaganza
Episode Guide
Previous
"Secret Agent Nashi"
Next
"{{{Next Ep}}}"


My Episodic Extravaganza entry is called Annoyingness Machine.

My newspaper

The Monthly Goldy
Montly goldy
The logo of my newspaper

Creator

Me (JKaffekimbo)

Likers

Gemstones, CGIFriends, Brainulator

Dislikers

Knife (At least the first issue)

Released

The 2nd day of every month

Specials

Jokes, Monthly question

Current issues

1

Launched

2 June, 2011

My newspaper is the Monthly Goldy. It is released the second day of every month. It was launched the 2 June of the year 2011. It is an interactive newspaper: every issue has a question for the users who read the newspaper. The wordmark of the newspaper is my character Golden Delicious (see Avatar, Blog: Golden Delicious or Peach, Oily questions, Secret Agent Nashi and the Monthly Goldy) who I used in various blog posts.

Issues

  1. Issue 1  2/6/11

Monthly questions

Jokes

Characters I like

  • Orange (naturally, he is the main character of the series!)
    Peel-your-self apple
    A photo that I made on Paint to scare people
    JKaffekimboAdded by JKaffekimbo
  • Pear: the only fruit in the kitchen who can replace Orange (except the bite-down-the-tongue trick).
  • Fred: I like when he screams like a maniac monkey.
  • Midget Apple Little Apple: the "Midget"? "It's LITTLE APPLE!!!"
  • Marshmallow: like his theme song says, HE'S SO CUTE!
  • Plum: 40% Plum, 60% Smile.
  • Zoom: he's energetic and I somehow like his lack of eyes.
  • Titanic: he is friendly with Orange like some other characters.
  • Dinosaurs: I think they're cool. Cucumber not included. Get it? Cucumber? Cool? No, seriously, they're cool.
  • Iron fist: I created the page and... another character who lacks of eyes... I like those characters.
  • Starfishes: they're cute too. And one of them loves the first character I said is cute: Marshmallow!
  • Ninja Fruit: he's also energetic but I won't give him back the suit.

Characters I dislike

  • Jigsaw: he is an arrogant idiot that thinks every time he captures Orange that he can kill him but always fails. He also doesn't calculate probable problems when he constructs a death trap.
  • Celery or Rhubarb: when he talks you want to take the first soft thing you find, use it like a p
    Swarm peeling apples
    Another "scary" photo that I made on Paint
    JKaffekimboAdded by JKaffekimbo
    illow and go to sleep. One brain is enough, four are the perfect recipe for a sleeping draft.
  • Other Orange: not even another orange can replace the original Annoying Orange, especially when they talk when others are alright doing it.
  • Broccoli Leader: another idiot. Who can construct something that kills him other than a jerk or the Broccoli Leader himself?
  • Broccoli Minions: they're cute but it's better not talk really much about somebody that cries when its leader dies because of his/her creation.
  • Coconut: I hate somebody that changed from an arrogant Kung Fruit warrior to a more arrogant king in 1 minute. At least change to a less arrogant king in some days.

My theme song

He sometimes knows what is better,

He maybe sometimes writes the wrong letter,

He thinks vandals are real apples,

And he hates cranky Crabapples,

He also likes to play limbo,

This is Jimbo Kaffekimbo!

My favorite pages

Info

Messages for spammers and vandals

  • If you want to spam you can do it on Annoying Orange Vandalism Wiki but, please, not here!!
  • Violating the Manual of Style that Bryce53 wrote does not result in a block but this does not mean that you can take advantage of this to make edits with spelling and grammar errors without correcting.

News

  • It took me a really long time to link all that pages to that only phrase in the favourite pages part of the page. I began one day of February and I finished linking the 16 February of 2011.
  • Check out my Poll section. You can vote for your favorite main character or video. Warning: you can vote only once.

Quotes

  • "You're an apple!"
  • "If you can't sleep, try Celery, the perfect sleeping draft for a relaxed night. If it works it's because you went VIRAL!"
  • "Oh, crap!
  • "Hey there!"

Signature

Signature

JimboKaffekimbo Orange Bakugan Fanon Wiki Lego NinjaGo pokè

Special thanks to

  • Bryce53
  • BobNewbie

Polls

The Annoying Orange

Annoying Orange Characters

Best main character
Who do you think to be the best main character of the series (excluding Orange)?
 
26
 
12
 
7
 
1
 
3
 
4
 

The poll was created at 15:31 on March 12, 2011, and so far 53 people voted.
Best main Villain (Jigsaw included)
Who's the best main villain in the series?
 
12
 
21
 
7
 

The poll was created at 14:32 on April 3, 2011, and so far 40 people voted.

Annoying Orange Episodes

Best Viral Video Spoof
What is your favorite viral video spoof?
 
7
 
7
 
17
 
5
 
8
 
5
 

The poll was created at 15:27 on March 12, 2011, and so far 49 people voted.
How many Badges have you got?
How many Badges did you earn?
 
4
 
1
 
1
 
0
 
1
 
2
 
4
 
4
 
5
 

The poll was created at 19:21 on July 10, 2011, and so far 22 people voted.

Gallery

Main Page Sliders

Orange Buttons

My profile

Hehe, I wanted to trick you by pressing simultaneously the buttons Fn and Ins Stamp on my computer and opening Paint. On Paint I pressed simultaneously CTRL and V so the image of my profile appeared on the screen.

Slideshows

Funny Photos

  • I've got clonerizer's powers! YAAAAY!
  • I'm an apple!
  • Wazz up the Cob!
  • Oh, crap! Mario will shrink himself three times!
  • It's Little Super Apple!
  • !elppa na m'I Wow, i flipped colours and words!
  • I'm Mustached Apple and it's Little Moustache!
  • Am I an Orange?
  • Hey, I'm a Midget Apple dressed like an Orange!
  • Yay I'm an Orange!
  • Jabba the Dough, genius! Not "Hutt"!
  • It should be Rolling the Pin onto Jabba the Dough!
  • A Binary Calculator
Explainations of the photos

Credits

Crazy things

Tesseracts and hypercubes

New nicknames

Season 1

Orange

  • Gassy-mallow ("Naah, Marshmallows make me gassy!" from luck o' the Irish)

Tomato

  • Not-so-fruity ketchup-apple ("Fruit! I'm a Fruit!" and "I'm red like an apple, but I'm not an apple!" from TOE-MAY-TOE)

Season 2

Midget Apple

  • Midget Ladies' Red Apple (as he is a little Red Delicious apple)

Marshmallow

  • Unicorn-paladin blow-up sugar cloud ("NOBODY HURTS PRINCESS BUTTERFLYKISS!!!" from Best Fiends Forever)

Season 3

Gecko

  • Wheely reptile juice (squashed by a car in Orange vs. Gecko)

Relationships with other users

Friends

Bryce53

Bryce53 is the only user that I can talk about as a real friend, although we were arguing about something when we firstly met.

Knife!

During the votings for April's new administrator (which I won) a part of me wanted Knife! to win the contest. When he nominated himself for May, I wrote that I supported him and I had the possibility to facilitate his winning.

Brainulator9

Since May 1st, when Brainulator9 asked me to chat with him, he is more friendly with me and I appreciate it.

BobNewbie

He is one of the best users around here. He is so experienced that when he came to AO wiki he had to be Admin and Bureaucrat when he came here. He is also friendly with me and approaches me for help.

Enemies

Generally any vandal, any spammer, anyone who makes deliberate grammar mistakes without caring about it is an enemy for me and I don't care if he or she is registered or not.

211.64.141.59

I think this is the first "vandal" to approach me directly. He wrote spontaneously on my talk page a message that was full of grammar mistakes and insults towards Brainulator9. I wrote a blog post about him.

Wikis I contribute to

This list is incomplete. Please complete or expand to help Annoying Orange Wiki's standards.

Different wiki trophies

Character Trophy Trophy for

Dharak, the merciless Bakugan of Emperor Barodius. He is Gundalia's strongest Bakugan and can destroy everything with his Dark Energy Blast.

Dharak trophy Bakugan Wiki

Sun Claw, the bright looking lion-like Bakugan (created by me) who was born in a DNA chamber to be used by Kumanosuke. It later is taken by Patricia, and becomes her best friend.

Sunklau Bakugan Fanon Wiki
Brickipedia

Cole, leader of ninjas and good friend. His weapon of choice is the Golden Scythe of Quakes.

Cole trophy Ninjago Wiki
Pokémon Wiki

My ROFLCopters

Credits

  • This user is a Rollbacker.
    Silver
    Bryce53Added by Bryce53
  • This user is an Administrator.
    Gold
    Brainulator9Added by Brainulator9
  • This user is a Bureaucrat.
    Platinum
    Bryce53Added by Bryce53

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