I am one of the wiki's top contributors, so I will be in the wiki's history books as a relic. Please note I can speak parts of several languages, so I may be using them around the place. The most common will be:
Earth Guy (ChumChum999), Sharpest of the Sharp (self proclaimed), Dr. Pain (self proclaimed)
Check out my blogs
Anyone got an appropiate theme song for me?
Someone needs to contact Wikia on Grandpa Lemon's badge
Hello, this is Knife!'s profile page, you may know me as the regular administrator, the creator of "The Short Cut", the wiki's sport addict and the top contributing admin that isn't a bureaucrat. Now, you are probably thinking how am I the wiki's sport addict. It is self proclaimed, but fitting, as I know about most sports, mainly wrestling and association football. I also know my tennis and golf well. And if you don't believe me, check out 'A Sport Q&A with Knife!' in my blogs. Please note I am revamping my profile page, so there will be sudden changes.
That is a picture of my favourite association football national team. It is from Photobucket and probably from 2008 due to the fact Michael Ballack and Jens Lehmann are seen.
This is my signature: E=MC2 19:41, February 14, 2013 (UTC) It is completely unique on this wiki and won't be seen for generations
I have an addiction to watching anything sport-like on the television. So, I shall give you my favourites and my dislikes
Favourite Team: Manchester United
Least Favourite Team: Manchester City
Favourite Player: Nemanja Vidic
Least Favourite Player: Bransilav Ivanovic
Favourite Non-European Team: Corinthians
Least Favourite Non-European Team: FC Seoul
Favourite Stadium: Old Trafford
Least Favourite Stadium: Camp Nou
Favourite Manager: Sir Alex Ferguson
Least Favourite Manager: Rafa Benitez
Favourite Wrestler: The Undertaker
Least Favourite Wrestler: The Miz
Favourite Tag-Team: Kane & Big Show
Least Favourite Tag-Team: CM Punk & Mason Ryan
Favourite Retired Wrestler: Tito Santana
Least Favourite Retired Wrestler: The Executioner
Favourite Commentator: Jerry 'The King' Lawler
Least Favourite Commentator: Michael Cole
Favourite Tennis Player: Andy Murray
Least Favourite Player: Pat Cash
Favourite Golfer: Eldrick 'Tiger' Woods
Least Favourite Golfer: I do not dislike any golfers.
AO Wiki Related
You all know my avatar is the WWE logo with footballs surrounding it. I have created an alternative, simple, unofficial avatar that will be rarely used. It's purpose is to offer as a replacement if I for any reason dislike my current avatar.